Tip For The Day....................Life advice.

[RosterMan]

Never wake your partner up if she is snoring.

 

[RosterMan]

Never use Lava soap while reading Playboy

 

[RosterMan]

 

[RosterMan]

Never be the Pencil

 

[gmo]

Don't eat yellow snow.

 

[RosterMan]

Don't eat yellow snow.

Or where the Huskies go LOL

 

[RosterMan]

Never look up with ones mouth open

 

[Hippie420]

Never draw to an inside straight.

 

[RosterMan]

Never dive without a wet suit

 

[JoseyWales]

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Embrace Simplicity

 

[WeedHopper]

Never kiss a chicken on its pecker.

 

[Hippie420]

Never cheat on a Mexican gal.

 

[joeb631a]

Try not to trust a fart ...ever

 

[Lesso]

Never fight with a broken pencil, theres just no point.

 

[WeedHopper]

Never cheat on a Mexican gal.

Don't I know that to be true. My Wife will cut my ass iffen I give her any shit.

 

[pute]

All of you need to get a job. Not a blow job a real job.

 

[joeb631a]

Don't I know that to be true. My Wife will cut my ass iffen I give her any shit.

si senor con un cuchillo grande

 

[WeedHopper]

All of you need to get a job. Not a blow job a real job.

I have a job sucka.

 

[Hippie420]

Try not to trust a fart ...ever

My brother that's five years older than me gave me sound advice when I turned 60.

Never trust a fart.
Never pass up a chance to pee.
Never waste an erection, whether alone or in groups of two or more.