Tip For The Day....................Life advice.

[WeedHopper]

Only if he has a Hawk on his shoulders.

 

[WeedHopper]

Dont wipe your butt with the wrong leaves.

 

[CrashMagnet]

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And nothing gets done...

 

[RosterMan]

“Do not judge, or you too will be judged” (Matthew 7:1)

 

[Hippie420]

Only if he has a Hawk on his shoulders.

And a large stabby-stabby in his hands.

 

[WeedHopper]

Up Your Ass With A Piece Of Glass ( Weedhopper 7:2 )

 

[RosterMan]

Do not Go behind the frigerator.............................there is a piece of glass

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[RosterMan]

If you drink and bring home a girl from the bar
Always write her name down for when you wake up in the morning.
I wish someone had given me that piece of advice when I was younger.
I would keep a score card in the bathroom , and list the names so they dont get mad.

 

[ness]

Have an open mind

 

[RosterMan]

Never buy a new EGO Mower They cost 2 xs as much and Batteries wear out in a few yrs

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[LabRat]

A real friend stabs you in the front.

 

[ness]

space alert

 

[RosterMan]

space alert

Dont look up

 

[WeedHopper]

Don't piss off your Wife

 

[RosterMan]

Don't piss off your Wife

 

[WeedHopper]

That's kinda sexy.

 

[RosterMan]

That's kinda sexy.

At least she will try to keep you alive afterwards
The knife does the cut and the torch will cauterize the wound to stop the bleeding.

 

[WeedHopper]

Yep. My kinda woman.