Only if he has a Hawk on his shoulders. 
Tip For The Day....................Life advice.
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Dont wipe your butt with the wrong leaves.
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“Do not judge, or you too will be judged” (Matthew 7:1)
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And a large stabby-stabby in his hands.Only if he has a Hawk on his shoulders.
Up Your Ass With A Piece Of Glass ( Weedhopper 7:2 )
Do not Go behind the frigerator.............................there is a piece of glass
If you drink and bring home a girl from the bar
Always write her name down for when you wake up in the morning.
I wish someone had given me that piece of advice when I was younger.
I would keep a score card in the bathroom , and list the names so they dont get mad.
Always write her name down for when you wake up in the morning.
I wish someone had given me that piece of advice when I was younger.
I would keep a score card in the bathroom , and list the names so they dont get mad.
Never buy a new EGO Mower They cost 2 xs as much and Batteries wear out in a few yrs
LabRat
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A real friend stabs you in the front.
Dont look up
Don't piss off your Wife
Don't piss off your Wife
That's kinda sexy. 
At least she will try to keep you alive afterwardsThat's kinda sexy.
The knife does the cut and the torch will cauterize the wound to stop the bleeding.
Yep. My kinda woman.
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