Yay for Marijuana Rhymes

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pranicfever

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Pranic's Version of Row Row Row Your Boat.. or whatever it is

Roll Roll Roll a Blunt... Get High as Hell.
Pass it to the left, side when your done exhale.
Oh Roll Roll Roll a Blunt ... Spark that ***** with glee
Later we'll have the munchies and crave crumpets and tea
 
Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet Sat on her tuffet
Rolling Joints out of Mexican Hay.
Then along came a Pranic, and sat down beside her,
And Blazed her Brains to the Bay.
 
hey I'm pretty good at this.. I should write these for a living.. haha
 
Mary Had A Little Lamb... Pranic Style

Mary had a little Lamb.. Little Lamb... Little Lamb
Mary had a little Lamb.. Little Lamb... his eyes were pure as snow.
Then Lamb got P*ssed one day, p*ssed one day.. p*ssed one day
Then Lamb got P*ssed one day, pissed one day.. P*ssed one day
And Chewed off Mary's Arm....

Ok... i don't know... lol.. this one is just weird
 
Ok......Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the end...light it up, take a puff...pass it to a friend! ~ Billie Joe Armstrong (GreenDay of course)
 
I like this ryhme I heard it went like this:

-He is the Kusssshhhhh Mannnnnn! You don't understand, It's Amsterdam, Marijuana Disneyland!!!!!!!!!! ( That was one of lines)
Then he bust out and says this ryhme
- Yo time, mine time, yo time, HIGH
- Yo time, mine time, yo time,who's really HIGH
( say that fast 3 times)
 
Heres a rap for you young kids!! Ohh wee, My bud is so smokilicious, I am more than a stoner eat my words their so nutritious.
 
Mary had a little Lamb.. Little Lamb... Little Lamb
Mary had a little Lamb.. Little Lamb... his eyes were red as hers.

everything that mary smoke the lamb was smokin to, mary tryed sum stuf one day, stuf one day, mary tryed sum stuf one day, the lamb tryed sum too. marys lamb was dead one day, dead one day guess he tryed to much ..
 

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