Professor bongwater
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9 words that women use... A must read!!!!!!!
1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.
4.) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6.) That's O.K:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's O.K means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying..... (CENSORED!)
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
This was sent to me by a wise ol'Lady, so that the wife and I could better communicate.
I could not sleep at night, knowing that someones life could be changed forever by this, as mine has.
Why did someone not share this feminine secret with me long ago?
1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.
4.) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6.) That's O.K:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's O.K means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.) Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying..... (CENSORED!)
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
This was sent to me by a wise ol'Lady, so that the wife and I could better communicate.
I could not sleep at night, knowing that someones life could be changed forever by this, as mine has.
Why did someone not share this feminine secret with me long ago?
. Oh, did I mention they smell good
