A HaHa for today...

[I'ma Joker Midnight Toker]

There's a horny hippie on a bus which only has one other passenger on it, an elderly nun from a local parish.
The hippie is so in need of some free love that he approaches the nun and propositions her. Shocked that he would even think to ask her such a question, the nun pulls the line above her head and gets off the bus. Once she is gone, the bus driver calls the hippie over to him."Hey buddy, I know how you can get the nun to have sex with you."The hippie, excited by this asks how.
"Every night at midnight that same sister goes to the cemetery and prays by the statue of Saint Peter. If you dress up as Jesus and appear to her there she'll do anything you want!"
So the hippie gets a nifty Jesus costume together and goes to the cemetery at midnight.
Sure enough the sister is there, praying. He hides behind the statue and jumps out, saying "Sister, I am your God and I choose you to have sex with me."
The nun agrees, but asks if they can have anal sex so she can retain her virginity. The hippie, who is of the mindset that sex is sex, quickly agrees and does the deed.
When he's finished he's so proud of himself that he stands up, rips off his costume and screams "HAHA! I'm the hippie from the bus!!!!"
The nun stands, rips her habit from her head and screams "HAHA!!! I'm the bus driver!!!!"

 

[Runbyhemp]

:rofl:

 

[benamucc]

Someone told me this was the best short joke in 07....idk but i enjoyed that one so thought i'd share too!!

For his birthday, little Ben asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father
said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford
it.' The next day the father saw little Ben heading out the front door
with a suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Ben told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard
you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by
myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.

 

[smokybear]

Good stuff.

 

[berserker]

For everything else,

there's Mastercard

Make Up: $ 40

Hair Stylist: $75

Body Waxing: $110

Custom Tattoo: $150

Sexy Designer Outfit: $225

Collagen Lip Enhancement: $400

Boob Job: $6 ,000




Forgetting To Tuck In Your Sack... Priceless

 

[I'ma Joker Midnight Toker]

:rofl:
I've seen that one before...very funny yet disturbing...how would you like to meet "her" in a bar, without that view and be thinking you just hooked up with this hot chick...only to find...yeck, you know...I need a toke...

 

[berserker]

Well if I brought her home from the bar,and found that after getting all hot and bothered.Depending on how drunk I was I'd....






















For everyone out there.I am just joking around.I dont get drunk...:rofl:

 

[I'ma Joker Midnight Toker]

Well if I brought her home from the bar,and found that after getting all hot and bothered.Depending on how drunk I was I'd.... For everyone out there.I am just joking around.I dont get drunk...:rofl:

No, no, no, no, please, don't say it......hey, if you didn't know and "she" gave you a BJ, does that make you gay?

 

[Dubbaman]

Well if I brought her home from the bar,and found that after getting all hot and bothered.Depending on how drunk I was I'd....

Id finish the operation my self :rofl: :holysheep: SNIP

 

[berserker]

hey, if you didn't know and "she" gave you a BJ, does that make you gay?

What I have heard is.It dont matter if you pitch or catch.you are still playing ball.

 

[Dubbaman]

It dont matter if you pitch or catch.you are still playing ball.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[I'ma Joker Midnight Toker]

What I have heard is.It dont matter if you pitch or catch.you are still playing ball.

:holysheep: :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Old Toby]

Damn you berserker for putting up that picture:hitchair::hitchair::hitchair:
I looked at the pic first and thought "I would" and then I read the joke.....

 

[trillions of atoms]

thats wrong!




i seen the second one...

and berserker....he doesnt get drunk- he gets slamb bammared er slamed hammered

 

[berserker]

and berserker....he doesnt get drunk- he gets slamb bammared er slamed hammered

Its like you know me

 

[Dubbaman]

terbender ill have 2 martunies a slotch of schots with a bubble durbon back, and shake it mappy.

 

[berserker]

terbender ill have 2 martunies a slotch of schots with a bubble durbon back, and shake it mappy.

My God,I am laughing so hard I got tears in my eyes