I remember when i was in Naples Italy, I bought a new bag, cause my old one had holes in it. I immediately emptied the contents of the old bag into the new one, and as a gesture of kindness I gave my old bag to a peasant type lady on the street.
Later on i'm at Pompei, where i walk into this ancient Roman colosseum that was completely empty. I walk to the top of the seating area, and was just amazed at the whole sight, being by myself and all, and think to myslef 'time to roll a joint' - so I reach into my bag to get the stash i brought from amsterdam only to realise that DAMN, I LEFT IT ALL IN THE SECRET POCKET OF THE OLD BAG!!!@!
i needed some weed tho! so when i got back to the city i basically walked around till I found some 16 year old boys and asked them but they spoke Italian (and of course I do not) and I was all like 'por favor, can you gimme some 'fumo' & 'fumo di marijuano, por favoro?' - and they all thought I wanted cigarettes, so when I said no, they thought I didn't like their brand, so everyone was busting out different packs of smokes.
anyhow, finally I got out some paper and drew a joint with the pointed end, rolled it up and stuck it in the corner of my mouth and pretending to toke it and once they realised what i wanted they busted a laugh I still remember to this day 7 years later!!!!
then i got on the back of one of their motorbikes and the dude toured me all around these little alleyways where saw people hanging out, it was like a movie. then he took me back to my hostel! What I ended up getting was this greenish type of hash.
a couple days later I was walking around and saw two guys smoking up, so I turned around and gave em a thumbs up, they called me over and we smoked it together. we couldn't communicate cause of the language thing
, it was so tragic people, when that sort of thing happens, cause these guys were totally chill!
when in Italy, go to Naples, don't waste too much time around the snobbish northern parts. Naples totally rocks!!!!
I still got that drawing I made of the joint, maybe one day I'll scan it and post it for you guys