Reverend Willis
Senior Crackhead
- Joined
- May 16, 2006
- Messages
- 234
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I've been craving some chili now that it is getting cooler down here in the South. Our mornings and evenings have been perfect for a light jacket or a sweater. The dog and I took a ride this afternoon and I stopped at the grocery store for a few items. On the way there I smoked a bowl of Blue Mystic. By the time I was pushing my buggy down aisle 3, I couldn't remember what I came for. Damn drug addicts. This was my second trip because last time I forgot to get the hamburger to go in the chili.
What about the mushrooms? Well, as I was standing there on aisle 5 watching as bats dive bombed me, a can of mushrooms called to me and I threw 'em in the buggy with the hamburger (didn't forget it this time). A few of the brain cells I have remaining thought we were making spaghetti. The remaining brain cells on the other side of my brain weren't paying close attention, nor did they give a rat's ass about our supper menu. When I got home, I threw it all in the pot and cooked 'er up (yes, I added the mushrooms because there was no adult to supervise me). It turned out quite good. The dog loved it too. So, y'all come on over for a bowl of Chili w/mushrooms or a plate of spaghetti w/beans. It's all good.
Why do you think they call it dope. Indeed.
What about the mushrooms? Well, as I was standing there on aisle 5 watching as bats dive bombed me, a can of mushrooms called to me and I threw 'em in the buggy with the hamburger (didn't forget it this time). A few of the brain cells I have remaining thought we were making spaghetti. The remaining brain cells on the other side of my brain weren't paying close attention, nor did they give a rat's ass about our supper menu. When I got home, I threw it all in the pot and cooked 'er up (yes, I added the mushrooms because there was no adult to supervise me). It turned out quite good. The dog loved it too. So, y'all come on over for a bowl of Chili w/mushrooms or a plate of spaghetti w/beans. It's all good.
Why do you think they call it dope. Indeed.