Funny!!!!!

[Havingfun]

Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.
The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"

 

[BackWoodsDrifter]

This site needs more folks who add humor to it thanks pilgrim

BWD

 

[Havingfun]

You are welcome. I figured a few would read and get a smile.

 

[SmokinMom]

Ha ha. Good one.

 

[FUM]

That's just funny.

 

[Dr. Green Fang]

Heard this one a few months ago.. still gets me! :aok: Good one.