What you people are overlooking here is the fact that stupidity is contagious, and highly contagious at that. Fortunately there is hope, through sarcasm, cynicism, and down right dislike of most people we can help prevent this epidemic.
Tell your boy he is 100% correct, ignore the grow guides, ignore the advice from more experienced growers, feed that plant grape soda and it will taste like grapes, that's how growing works. Roots love carbonation, oxygen is for suckers. Bugs hate sticky messes collecting on the top of soil, if he gets bugs tell him to eat them, they'll be so covered in THC from climbing on the plants he will get seriously HIGH. I bet your buddy wants to sell pot, tell him that if his stuff tastes like grape soda he will make scarface look like a chump, everyone will want his grape soda weed. High times might even do an article about him and how he single handedly realized that pouring crap in dirt will make pot taste awesome. I'm so jealous right now, I wish I would have thought of this, I wonder if cool aid will work, I know I got some of that...
Not often mind ya,,but it can be done. My Wife said she fixed me.
