Instruction Manuel / How To Bathe A Cat

[IRISH]

*STEP 1 - Put non-allergic pet bathing detergent in toilet bowl ( i prefer dawn dish washing detergent, cause we all know, it cuts the really big stuff ). *STEP-2 - Put cat in toilet bowl, shut lid quickly, and sit on it. (cat will create suds needed to wash itself, this is the Agitation Cycle). *STEP 3 - Flush toilet 2-3 X , (we'll refer to this as the Rinse Cycle). *STEP 4 - VERY IMPORTANT STEP TO INSURE YOUR SAFETY & WELL-BEING. Must be followed to the letter... Have someone other than self open all doors exiting home widely, and vacate the vicinity. Open toilet bowl lid to release cat, and peeps, if your stars are aligned, it will scat out open door. If not, Well i hate to be you. You have now killed two birds with one stone; Bathed the cat, and scrubbed the toilet... GOOD LUCK...:ciao: :bolt:​

 

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

Thank you for the morning laugh.

 

[Timmyjg6]

Nice..

 

[Growdude]

Toilet humor :giggle:

 

[Sticky_Budz]

thanks for the laugh that was great gonna have to try it lol

 

[Cole]

potty mouth,lol

 

[Meg]

Just thought I'd add these. Haha. She still hates baths.

 

[Cole]

I lik the pic 2nd pic...its funny,lol