Oh lucky me!! (sarcastic, lol)

[SmokinMom]

:hubba: I think we need more of this sort of thing, personally :hubba:

:giggle:

 

[godspeedsuckah]

I agree!!

 

[tcbud]

Smokin'Mom,
ever heard of this???

This thread's first post might go against the U.S. Code of Commitment Complaint Protocol, section 2.1.11, which states:

"Married, affianced, and otherwise committed women (herein referred to as Women) shall refrain from public complaints about their partners and spouses as a matter of course, avoiding any appearance of unhappiness in open gathering places, in online Web forums, and in other public areas. Women shall voice their complaints via phone conversations with their mothers, sisters, or mothers-in-law, via email and/or instant messaging conversations with longtime girlfriends, or at small-group happy hours with female friends and acquaintances after at least two cocktails have been served. Women shall also express their complaints to their partners themselves by indirect means, such as sexual withholding, over-spending, television remote-control manipulation, temporary suspension of spousal bedroom access, or by prolonged pouting until such time as their partners issue apologies, whether the men are to blame for said problems or not."

HUM?
:rofl:

 

[That crazy vancouver guy]

Me thinks you ladies are starting to make stuff up now...

 

[ArtVandolay]

... complaints to their partners themselves by indirect means, such as sexual withholding, over-spending, television remote-control manipulation, temporary suspension of spousal bedroom access, or by prolonged pouting until such time as their partners issue apologies, whether the men are to blame for said problems or not."

HUM?
:rofl:

I always suspected there was a rational explanation for the spouse's sexual withholding, overspending, missing remote control and sleeping in the guest room a lot. Thanks for clearing this up. You should start a Dear TCBud column/forum.

 

[WeedHopper]

Sorry,,,but I gotta say this for all mankind.,,,Give It Up SM(all of it),, as soon as he gets home,,, and when yer done taken care of your man,, me thinks you should go shopping with Mom.

Who me,,,I didnt say that:bolt:

 

[HydroManiac]

LOL id say take her out shopping have a few drinks tell some stupid tales margerittas never lie

 

[kalikisu]

sometimes....sometimes...come real close i got to whisper this...my mother in law scares the bejesus out of me! dont tell her i said so.

 

[SmokinMom]

Well I survived.

Glad that's over!!! 5 LONG hours with my mil!

Don't get me wrong, she is a nice lady and we get along. But if I have free time, she is towards the bottom of my list of who I feel like spending time with . Anyways, she did get me a nice purple sweater and a few other things for Christmas and I got a free lunch. And snow! It's snowing. 1st of the season.

I had 30 minutes to smoke a nice bowl before I had to run off again and fetch the other kids. My world is good.

 

[ArtVandolay]

The best part of semi-pleasant things is getting them behind you. I'm sure you made her very happy today. Pat yourself on the back and smoke another bowl.

 

[jeepsteve]

Don't you love being volunteered without your knowledge to do things? Do you think this ever happened to Bob Hope?

 

[CasualGrower]

I am gload it all turned out Sm Mom.. 8)

 

[bud.uncle]

MAybe you could get some of these off santa....................

for next time.......................

3 clicks

n

A Quick escape, guaranteed................

 

[SmokinMom]

MAybe you could get some of these off santa....................

for next time.......................

3 clicks

n

A Quick escape, guaranteed................

:giggle: No kiddin!

 

[The Hemp Goddess]

MAybe you could get some of these off santa....................

for next time.......................

3 clicks

n

A Quick escape, guaranteed................

LOL--I made this for my sister one day when I was snowed in...

 

[bud.uncle]

LOL--I made this for my sister one day when I was snowed in...

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl::rofl:
:rofl:
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[The Hemp Goddess]

Gee, I wish I was your MIL--we would have had a waaaaaay better time.

 

[SmokinMom]

Gee, I wish I was your MIL--we would have had a waaaaaay better time.

Oh man for sure.

I'll kick her to the curb and adopt you as my mil.

 

[SmokinMom]

:rofl:

 

[WeedHopper]

Its funny how guys will hit on a cartoon. :bong: Whats a,,, Hot Cartoon Lady,, look like naked? Is the hair color natural, or is it colored( have to wait for the naked part) to find that out huh!