You KNOW you're baked when...

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When you spend 30 minutes or more looking for your keys and finally find them still in the door where you left them when you unlocked it...
 
when you warm up food and forget it in the microwave...ewwww
 
when you think you have milk and realize after a drink you poured pepsi.
 
2Dog said:
when you think you have milk and realize after a drink you poured pepsi.

:rofl: rude awakening! I hate when your expecting a certain taste and you get something COMPLETELY different!!
 
yes it wakes you up in the am tho..lol
 
you know your baked when you mistake your ph down for visine.

you know SOMEONE was baked when you pull open the bathroom vanity drawer and find a half full container of french onion dip.
 
You know your baked when you watch an entire movie and realize just before the mystery is revealed that you've seen it before and know the ending.
 
your baked when you leave you keys in the fridge grabbing a drink and then cant find them.
 
You watch your Rottwieler having sex with another Rottweiler and 3 months later she give's birth to poodles X Dalmations !
 
You go to the oven after 45 mins waiting for your frozen enchiladas and realize that you forgot to put the darn things in the oven !
 
You know your baked when you've been staring at the tv for hours and your wife walks into the room and asks if your enjoying the show, you then tell her oh yeah it's great.................. she then tuns the dang thing on.
 
chris1974 said:
You go to the oven after 45 mins waiting for your frozen enchiladas and realize that you forgot to put the darn things in the oven !
I am good for putting it into the oven but not turning the oven on.
 
Just happened... You know you are baked when you try to describe what a vaporizer is and can't come up with the word vaporize to describe it....
 
you step up to the counter at 7-11 and in a jumble to get your cash out


of your crowded pocket, you remove a lighter, a pack of gum and then, cuz you don't have three hands, you use your mouth to hold your bag of weed....:holysheep:


sweeeet
 

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