Call me Spiderman, because I'm in love with Mary Jane. Sex, drugs, rock & roll; speed, weed, & birth control. Life's a ***** and then you die, so **** the world and lets get high! Weed doesn't make you cool, it makes you high. How much weed would a woodchuck smoke if a woodchuck could smoke weed? Freedom doesn't exist if nature is illegal. Always take your driverâs license picture STONED, so when you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that. God is perfect. Man is not. Man made liquor.