al-quea Recruiting Efforts

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May 25, 2005
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Faced with dwindling membership, terrorist organisation al-queda has started a drive to get more members. Using a wildly successful marketing tactic, they have just started The al-Queda Record Club, and if you join you get 12 c.d.'s for only 10 drachma (about a penny).
Unfortunately their selections leave much to be desired.
With titles like
Achmed bin-Talibani Sings The Blues
The Do'ors--Light My Fuse
It's Only Iraq & Roll (but I like it)--various artists
Hey Jew by Pauli Abu-cartney,
recruitmet lags.
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m. (ET) all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in Lawn Chairs in front of their house, to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they can see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root our terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

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