cRusty 0ld biKer

[Dankerz]

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a

tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes thru the swingin' door s, he sees a sign hanging over the
bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2..25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment,

the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to

the exceptionally attractive female bartender

serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

'Yes?' she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, 'may I help you?'


The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers,

"are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes", "Yes, I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,

"Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger". :ignore:

 

[TURKEYNECK]

thats a good one! thanks.

 

[ozzydiodude]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :cool2:

 

[Sir_Tokie]

GOOD ONE...Take Care..

 

[dollarspot73]

Thass great!

 

[Klicks]

Alrighty Sounds like somebody finally told the real story about Grandpa Jo.........it does sound funny

Yeah........He was just a "lonely kinda guy"!

 

[Dankerz]

I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE COLD BEER AND THE CHICKEN SANDWICH then a Fat Joint filled with kush :joint:

 

[astrobud]

i got a good one for the shop now

 

[WeedHopper]

Cheesebuger my ***. Not the Bikers I know.

 

[Dankerz]

i could really use a cheeseburger right now..thanx 4 all the replys