Show Him Your Badge

[TexasMonster]

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.


The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "


The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.


A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs......

"Your badge. Show him your BADGE!"

 

[degenerative_disc]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats just to funny!!!


Thanks I needed a chuckle today!

Cheers!!!

 

[jack of all trades]

funny

 

[Budders Keeper]

Perfect!

 

[jackson1]

Love it.

 

[2Dog]

so funny thank you!!!!

 

[BENNY]

Right on man,But did the bull get him

 

[lowrydergrower775]

LOLOLOL made my day hahaha

 

[RottenTreat]

Wow....I actually laughed out loud at that one........Very Funny Stuff!

 

[Real78]

LMFAO, That was good.

 

[TexasMonster]

Yall do realize that this post is a year old, ¿que no? :ignore:

 

[Jericho]

A year old but still a good laugh. You should copy it to the joke of the day topic.

How you TM? have not seen you around often.

 

[TexasMonster]

A year old but still a good laugh. You should copy it to the joke of the day topic.

How you TM? have not seen you around often.

I was playing at the Rodeo/Cookoff. Got my SuperDuty stolen at the Rodeo/Cookoff. Computer crashed, etc etc

Good to see you too Brother.

 

[Jericho]

I was playing at the Rodeo/Cookoff. Got my SuperDuty stolen at the Rodeo/Cookoff. Computer crashed, etc etc

Good to see you too Brother.

Some one stole your super duty at a cookoff/rodeo, thats harsh mate. Well glad your back. Will need some updates on whats growing.

 

[TexasMonster]

Some one stole your super duty at a cookoff/rodeo, thats harsh mate. Well glad your back. Will need some updates on whats growing.

I dont have that much going right now. I still have Uma cuttings that I have been keeping small and alive. I will start flower soon and update. I've started a business that I thought would be easier than my tractor service business. Wrong. Now I am busy as heck all the time and STILL getting calls for tractor work. Yeah, I need to get busy with my cuttings. I also have some Super Auto seeds along the Haze line that I need to plant. I will probably start them in time to get them out for Good Friday. :hubba: