SativaWeed
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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually male or female. Here are some examples:
Freezer Bags: They are male, because they hold every thing in, but you can see right thru them.
Photocopiers: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
Tires: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
Hot Air Balloons: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under htier butt.
Sponges: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
Web Pages: Female, becaue they are constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
Trains: Definitly male, becuae they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
Egg Timers: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammers: Male, becuae in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
The Remote Control: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, but he'd be lost with out it. :giggle:
Freezer Bags: They are male, because they hold every thing in, but you can see right thru them.
Photocopiers: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
Tires: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
Hot Air Balloons: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under htier butt.
Sponges: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
Web Pages: Female, becaue they are constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
Trains: Definitly male, becuae they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
Egg Timers: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammers: Male, becuae in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
The Remote Control: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, but he'd be lost with out it. :giggle:
