md.apothecary
Art is Resistance!
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A nice winter time story... joke... errrr...
MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
'Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith...He's hidin'marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he
gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
"The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.Using axes, they bust open
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
leave.Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!". (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)
MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
'Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
Smith...He's hidin'marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he
gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
"The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.Using axes, they bust open
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
leave.Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!". (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)
