(Off topic) New Sandals

[SmokinMom]

:hubba:


New Sandals


A married couple walked into a tourist shop. The Jamaican said to them,
"I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make
you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals
after what the man claimed. But her husband felt he really didn't need
them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could
sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem
on, Mon."

So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally
gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he
got this wild look in his eyes. Something his wife hadn't seen in many
years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and
grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming,"You
got dem on the wrong feet! You got dem on de, wrong feet!"

 

[jazmin]

:giggle: heh... can i get a pair of those for my gf?

 

[Runbyhemp]

:giggle: heh... can i get a pair of those for my gf?

Make sure she puts them on the right feet

 

[Kindbud]

LMAO oh my god thats a good one mom

 

[T-Bone]

NICE, that was wicked funny!, i love a good joke that isn't too on the edge, this one is commin' to work with me, thanks moma.
~T-Bone

 

[MaryJane]

LoL... LoL... LoL... This one I must pass on! Too funny!

 

[SmokinMom]

 

[slowmo77]

thats funny stuff.