things to think about>>>must be high

[walter]

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat
word for word what you shouldn't have said.

The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.​

here's a question for you

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

 

[DLtoker]

I've got one answer... Speed of dark is the same as the speed of light... We would measure the speed of the light leaving.

 

[walter]

thanks for your answer on that,, it makes sence

 

[walter]

Darkness does not move, it is always present, and light is layed on top of it. (As an analogy, consider a table as being darkness, a tablecloth as being light: when you pull the tablecloth off, the table itself (darkness) doesn't move).

just found this on the net, dont no if its true or not?

 

[DLtoker]

Well that's a little more technical. Nothing is nothing.

 

[louis]

I thought a jiffy was 1/60th of a second?

 

[clever_intuition]

Here are some fun facts to think about.

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blonde
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexuall experience
Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?
22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster then an ambulance in Great Britian
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
The 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the record
for being the most stolen book in the public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is 'okay',
the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a
'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'
In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because a
Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible:
the IKEA-catalogue
1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth.
today we are over 6 billion people.
'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm.
unfortunately it got stolen.

Thanks to one of my favorite musicians for this info - LAZY BOY

 

[walter]

21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents ,,,,, what the hell is that all about ha ha whaaaaa weird,, now thats a megga screw up

 

[walter]

oh yeah and this ???More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders

 

[allgrownup]

I think i read somewhere that the second highest cause of death among US teens was "legal intervention".

be aware of what your children are doing. Mistakes happen......and frequently result in death.

 

[cuzigothigh]

GOing back to light and darkness...
Maybe some one with a more in depth knowledge can correct me but i think darkness or black is of a material that does not let light rebound... for example a black hole... is not a "black hole"... rather is matter of great gravitational pull, that pulls light so intense that it seems as if it sucked it out... wait a minute... we were takling about light and darkness and i veered off to a dark hole :holysheep: .. sorry guys... i must be really high...

 

[walter]

yep you must be ha ha ha j/k

 

[choking_victim]

I think i read somewhere that the second highest cause of death among US teens was "legal intervention".

be aware of what your children are doing. Mistakes happen......and frequently result in death.

every 53 minutes a child in the u.s. dies from the effects of poverty

 

[choking_victim]

facts in the u.s. ....

about 700,000 highschool grads. get diplomas each year and cannot read them
High school graduation rate is next to last in industrialized nations, only surpassing mexico
in every state, more than the minimum wage is required to get a 1bedroom apt.
homicide rate is 36 times as much as it is in great britain.
92' handguns were used to kill 13people in australia
33 in great britain
60 in japan
128 in canada
and 13,220 in the u.s. (who's the terrorists now?)
truth is sad.
there are more gun dealers than gas stations
in 64' there were 4,400 first time marijuana smokers. 94 there were 74,200
CEO's make 326 times more than the average factory worker's pay.in 99' 7.9 million adult americans held 2 or more jobs.

sorry it's sad, but it's truth.

 

[louis]

You know why murder is so common round here? Right to bear arms. It's too easy to get ahold of a gun. I remember when I was 13 a guy asked me if I wanted to buy a gun for $50. :holysheep:

 

[SmokinMom]

Why is a hamburger called a hamburger? There is no ham in it at all....

 

[imsoborednow]

The answer is really quite simple: because Hamburg, Germany made the first hamburgers.

However, the history of the hamburger is actually more complicated. Who actually invented the first hamburger remains a mystery.

Some say it was a group of nomadic people called the Tartars who tenderized their beef by placing it under a horse's saddle--flattening it into a patty. Others believe it was the German immigrants who traveled to the United States during the 19th century bringing with them their favorite meal called Hamburg Style Beef-- a raw chopped, piece of beef. Some argue Americans placed the first cooked beef patty on a roll at the St. Louis World's Fair in 1921.

Although beef is the most popular meat used in hamburgers, other meats such as pork and turkey have been used.

Ever since Bob's Big Boy introduced the first double patty burger, new varieties of burgers have been created. Today people enjoy veggie burgers, turkey burgers, and quarter-pound burgers with many different toppings including lettuce, mushrooms, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, and pickles.

Hamburgers remain one of the most favorite foods among Americans today.