Had me rolling on the floor

[aslan king]

You know the deal, rolled one up, comedy central. Stephen Lynch had me rolling on the floor. Check him out on youtube. "Craig Christ" is a classic.

Made me break out the martin and here is mine

For Real Dommes Only

Is there a Mistress that wants a challenge
A man that may not obey
The kind of man, that when chained and whipped, may really enjoy the play.

Can a bad boy get punished
A riding crop to the a-s
Once he's warmed up, you can unload, because he's not made of glass

Can a man get stepped on
With a thigh high latex boot
Without him being required, to worship your foot.

I really want someone to spank me
While I'm chained to a wall
Could there be a Domme, in this world, That has the strap-on balls

 

[SmokinMom]

Huh????

 

[HippyInEngland]

Close that mouth Sm.

 

[aslan king]

Been thinking about this since yesterday. Must be valentines.