Just thinking can be a problem

[scatking]

Ok - how high am I? As i am checking out all the posts I'm thinking that the DEA set up this site just to catch me. They are probably tapping into my incoming line and are just broadcasting this website to me so they can trap me saying something they can bust me for.:holysheep:

Maybe the points are just a trick so they can get a good record on me. Or maybe they can just see me through the window. I need some cookies.....

 

[clanchattan]

We Are Watching You Eat The Cookies Right Now, From The Video Survaillence Van Across The Street.

Good Luck,

The Dea

 

[Motor City Madman]

Dam he's onto us!

 

[scatking]

:cop: See I told you!!!

 

[Lemmongrass]

do we need the foil hats for a 3rd time in 2 days?

 

[Lemmongrass]

lulz

 

[BBFan]

Homegrown- You're kidding, right?

 

[POTUS]

I was actually told that all the mods here are DEA

Well you got the wrong news! The Mods are actually aliens from a star system in the thc nebula. They've come to earth to get high and promote the growing of marijuana. Marijuana is their food, medicine and only product. They elect their leaders by how much weed they can grow in one year. They've come to Earth to collect new strains and women. Run Forrest, run!

 

[city]

I don't think Hick has read this thread yet,cause his local grocery store still has mega rolls of tinfoil left...... plus we can see what you are doing all the time.. the guy in the van across the street is DEA but we are a different fed agencie all together. The mail man is ATF. And the bum that pees on the corner of your fence around noon. Well he's just a bum

 

[Hick]

..scatking.. slooooowley step away from that pipe"..:rofl:
wellllll... :rofl:... uhmmmmmm :rofl:.. I am sorta' speechless..:rofl:.. but... :rofl:... I'l try to :rofl:.... :rofl:.. comment..:rofl:....but right now, I need to change my draaaws.. I think I just pissed these..:rofl: :rofl:...

 

[HippyInEngland]

This site is made up of 15,057 DEA agents with 1 reason in mind, we sit watching and waiting for you scatking to make your mistake, you think your clicking new pages to read, in fact what your doing is opening your comps back ports so we can invade your comp and see where you surf, who you chat with, what pictures you have on your comp and how often you look at bud porn.

We can see through your walls and watch your every move, we send microwaves through lasers to listen to your phone conversations.

We have you in our sights, its only a matter of time before you hear that knock on your door.

 

[city]

Crap hippy... Hick is going to be putting back up all the foil and go back to digging his bunker under his house again if you keep going on like that.
Hick he's just joking...maybe

 

[SmokinMom]

Funny thread. And POTUS, dont give away all the insider secrets.

 

[TURKEYNECK]

I just finished coating the inside of my hat with panda film.

 

[POTUS]

no, that is what I heard

Well, tell the idiots that said that to you that they haven't got a clue about real life and that they should keep their mouths shut instead of making worthless rumors up like little children.

The Mods here are good decent people. I won't be still and quiet when someone smears their reputations.

Those people certainly aren't your friends. They're liars and instigators of malicious rumors.

Tell me what thier member names are so I can talk to them directly.

Who exactly told you that crap? If you can mention the phony rumor, you can tell us who said it.

 

[homegrown998]

Potus I sent you a pm

 

[scatking]

:stoned: Well the Comcast gut just showed up and is doing something up on the pole across the street. I am pretty sure all this talk has really gotten their attention, and something really weird is going to happen soon. Better finish up the rest of my samples and make a run to the store for more cookies before the sh*t hits the fan. Hopefully I will be abducted by the alien forces soon. Foil won't help me - the microwaves were everywhere. I know joining this site was trouble - my dog was right.:bolt:

 

[Hick]

:stoned: Well the Comcast gut just showed up and is doing something up on the pole across the street. I am pretty sure all this talk has really gotten their attention, and something really weird is going to happen soon. Better finish up the rest of my samples and make a run to the store for more cookies before the sh*t hits the fan. Hopefully I will be abducted by the alien forces soon. Foil won't help me - the microwaves were everywhere. I know joining this site was trouble - my dog was right.:bolt:

:rofl:.. comcast my ***...
Buwaaaaaaaahhhaaaaa !

 

[homegrown998]

A friend of mine was selling a snake in the classifieds and the guy that showed up too buy it was wearing a gun so he asked him if he was a cop he said he works for drug taskforse my friend had nothing to hide at his home so he let him in anyway because he needed the money. while the cop was there he noticed my friends screen name on his email account page was up and he "the cop" said that this site was ran by DEA and listed the names of some of the mods here. Im still here because I figured the cop was just hatin on this site because he is a cop. I would never do or say anything to harm this sites rep i love it here i was just saying you never know and be carefull.

p.s Im really sorry if I offended anybody, I was only saying what I heard and if I believed it I would not still be here i would have brought this up when I first heard about it and tried to warn everyone I was not thinking when i responded to that first post

 

[POTUS]

The voices in my head have told me to buy lots of munchies and be ready when the ships land.

I have my pillow, my bong, a pound of Aurora and my stuffed monkey. I'm ready for anything.

Oh yeah, and cookies. I have ten bags of cookies.

Oh, and some chips. I didn't figger the aliens would have refrigerators so I didn't bring any dip.

Yeah, and I have a cooler with 6 bottles of sake.

and...and some cupcakes. I love cupcakes.

and I brought some sheep treats for Hicks girlfriend...