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[font=tahoma,sans-serif]This equation should be taught in all math classes!


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
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[font=tahoma,sans-serif]We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
[font=Comic Sans </DIV> MS][font='Comic Sans &lt][b]8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%[/b][/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Arial][size=6][color=#b16649][color=#B16649][font=Arial][b] [/b][/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][font=Arial][size=2][color=black][color=black][font=Arial]! [/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][font=Arial][size=1][color=black][color=black][font=Arial]

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and
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[font='Comic Sans ',MS][b]K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
[/b][/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Comic Sans MS][size=6][color=navy][color=navy][font='Comic Sans MS']11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
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A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = [/font]

[font=tahoma,sans-serif]103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While
Hard work and Knowledge [font=Comic Sans </DIV> MS][font='Comic Sans &lt][b]will get you close, and[/b][/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Arial][size=2][color=navy][color=navy][font=Arial][b] [/b][/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Comic Sans MS][size=6][color=green][color=green][font='Comic Sans MS']Attitude[/font][/font] [font='Comic Sans ',MS][b]will[/b][/font][/color][/color][/size][/font][/b][b][font=Comic Sans MS][size=6][color=#b16649][color=#B16649][font='Comic Sans MS'] get you there, it's the[/font] Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the [/font]

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Mutt

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So bullshit artist work the hardest. Damn that was funny. Lol
 

skunk

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so i guess that is why i will never put in over 100percent .
 

puasurfs

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Good Lawd! Old thread I know but I'mma copy and paste this and print it out for later... priceless! More ATTITUDE, less ** & ***-KISSING!
TY Hick!
 

Hick

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WoW!.. blew the dust off of an old one there pua'...;)
 

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hehe funny il send this me mum with a note saying told you i tried my best LOL
 

4u2sm0ke

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thanks for the chuckle Hick

Ill stick with *** kissing

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Irish

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WEED GROWING should put me well over 100 then.:hubba:

giving it 130%:p
 

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