snaxforgandhi
On a mission...apparently
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Greetings Earthlings,
Snax is in need of a new scale peeps. The ancient and venerable triple-beam Ohaus recently took up cement diving from the benchtop thanx to that most evil of feline fiends and mortal archnemesis of Snax: Bodi the Mostly Orange Hellkitty.:rant:
Nevermind that it was the size of a Buick and Snax's friends would delight in endlessly razzing him about the fact that it took two grown men to move it from room to room, Snax loved his 3-armed beauty and was much dismayed at her untimely demise.
So, though still in mourning, I find that I must have a scale about, so do I seek one. I have heard tell of a most wonderous contraption, whispers on the wind of a technology enabling the manufacture of scales small enough to fit in the backseat without bumping the baby seat to the trunk. They say it's called, "dig-i-tal." Is this true? There is nothing like this on Snax's world.
And so Snax turns to his Brothers and Sisters at MP for guidance, for he is a bear of little brain, and long words bother him. Can anyone recommend a particular dig-i-tal scale? Any suggestions regarding things like gradation, tare, portability, price, color, smell, sexual orientation, or favorite movie?
Snax would be most appreciate to any and all who might avail in this matter, and; does anybody want a cat?
~Snax (He Who "Just Loves" Mrs. Snax's Cat )
Snax is in need of a new scale peeps. The ancient and venerable triple-beam Ohaus recently took up cement diving from the benchtop thanx to that most evil of feline fiends and mortal archnemesis of Snax: Bodi the Mostly Orange Hellkitty.:rant:
Nevermind that it was the size of a Buick and Snax's friends would delight in endlessly razzing him about the fact that it took two grown men to move it from room to room, Snax loved his 3-armed beauty and was much dismayed at her untimely demise.
So, though still in mourning, I find that I must have a scale about, so do I seek one. I have heard tell of a most wonderous contraption, whispers on the wind of a technology enabling the manufacture of scales small enough to fit in the backseat without bumping the baby seat to the trunk. They say it's called, "dig-i-tal." Is this true? There is nothing like this on Snax's world.
And so Snax turns to his Brothers and Sisters at MP for guidance, for he is a bear of little brain, and long words bother him. Can anyone recommend a particular dig-i-tal scale? Any suggestions regarding things like gradation, tare, portability, price, color, smell, sexual orientation, or favorite movie?
Snax would be most appreciate to any and all who might avail in this matter, and; does anybody want a cat?
~Snax (He Who "Just Loves" Mrs. Snax's Cat )