What else do you burn?

[TURKEYNECK]

Some folks around here burn their crop with fertilizer.....

.......Others just plant them in MUD.

 

[nadanews]

Besides what goes without saying, tobacco and kilojoules. And hair, sometimes. I'll pick up a stray and let the flame chase up its length. It passes the time when I've three seconds to spare.

 

[Sabby]

I verbally burn my hubby, because he doesn't do the "same thing" (You know what I'm talkin' about...) for me as I do for him...So I make a crack at him every chance I get.

For instance, I asked him what he wanted for dinner the other day. He said he'd eat anything.

I snorted as I left the room, saying "If that were true I wouldn't be so bitchy!"

My roommate laughed and popped her head out the door while chiming in, "Hey you better get some ointment for Ebbers while you're at the store, 'cause you just burned his ***!"

^_^