I once rolled a joint, and then had to pee, so I put it behind my ear for safekeeping and didn't find it again until I went to get into the shower later and it fell out from behind my ear when I took my shirt off. My husband and I even got into a BIG fight over it. I was all: "you're saving it for work tomorrow because you're lazy and don't like to roll, so you steal my work..." LOL... That apology was embarrassing!
I loose roaches all the time. Take them off the clip and think I put them on the tray, but I usually find them on the coffee table the next day under a soda can or something that has been put on top of them. LOL.
I don't have the lighter problem... anymore. I used to go through a 6 pack a week. I use a Zippo now, even for pipe smoking. Some people don't like the taste, but I hardly notice it anymore. It gets a little hot after a while though, and will burn the back of your throat when you hit a cashed bowl.
~Metalchick