Awright...I gotta p i ss moan and complain.

[NewbOldster]

'Cause I'm gettin' old, I reckon. Took my wife to the eye doctor today.

It's usually a 1-1.5 hour appointment, so today I took a book, which I'M TRYING TO READ! Ahem. Anyway.

Irony, is me trying to read the book in a waiting room with maybe 8 people in it, then three more come in and sit right close to me, talking very loudly about any and every little old thing, including the signs on the wall asking patients to refrain from talking on their cell phones because, as the VERY loud threesome noted...the office staff wants to KEEP THE WAITING ROOM NOISE DOWN!

I READ THREE PAGES. THREE. LOUSY. PAGES.

Okie Dokie. I'm done now. Maybe I need to step outside and damage my lungs a little. lol (thanks fer listenin' - unless ya didn't ;-P)

 

[SubmarineGirl]

There is always someone in the waiting room that wants to talk sorry only three pages, you will have to read them again…

 

[Flower]

I thought for sure the opening line was a set up for a joke, and this was gonna end with, “And when she put on her new glasses, she took one look at me and asked for a divorce.”

I bet they were fans of The View.

 

[Hippie420]

I just smiled and figured, if that's the worst thing that happened to ya today, you had a pretty good day!

 

[NewbOldster]

I thought for sure the opening line was a set up for a joke, and this was gonna end with, “And when she put on her new glasses, she took one look at me and asked for a divorce.”

I bet they were fans of The View.

Naw. She don't wear glasses, ceptin' readers. Girl's Type 1 diabetic. They've done surgeries and been stickin' needles in her eyeballs and stuff, so she hopefully don't lose her eyesight. She wouldn't divorce me...who else is gonna keep her car up for her?

(And...a certain trial in the NE did come up once, among the noisy trio).

 

[NewbOldster]

I just smiled and figured, if that's the worst thing that happened to ya today, you had a pretty good day!

Oh, I know. I'm above ground - it's a good day! She's making me take her to a concert by a 70 year old "rock group" on Sunday, though. I have to go "nekkid", if you know what I mean. Does that count as a 'less-than-great' day?
Maybe she'll feed me. See? Glass half-full!

 

[Hippie420]

Depends on who the 70 year old rock band is.

 

[NewbOldster]

Depends on who the 70 year old rock band is.

"The ink is black. The paper's white. Together we learn to read and write".

It won't be H E L L, but, you know.

Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and sheet. Maybe I'm just in a dour mood today. :-/

 

[Flower]

I hate to hear your wife is going through such difficulties.
I wish her well and hope the treatments turn out to be successful.

 

[NewbOldster]

I hate to hear your wife is going through such difficulties.
I wish her well and hope the treatments turn out to be successful.

Thank you. That means a lot, Flower.

 

[Bubba]

"The ink is black. The paper's white. Together we learn to read and write".

It won't be H E L L, but, you know.

Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and sheet. Maybe I'm just in a dour mood today. :-/

3 dog night. I remember the teen drinking years at campouts. One of us starting to puke, blaming it on the 3 hotdogs he ate, rather than the whiskey and beer. All night he got called "three dog night."

Bubba

 

[pute]

Sorry about your wife's issues Newb but the rest of this is funny as heII...

 

[RosterMan]

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"The ink is black. The paper's white. Together we learn to read and write".

It won't be H E L L, but, you know.

Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and sheet. Maybe I'm just in a dour mood today. :-/

3 dogs

 

[joeb631a]

'Cause I'm gettin' old, I reckon. Took my wife to the eye doctor today.

It's usually a 1-1.5 hour appointment, so today I took a book, which I'M TRYING TO READ! Ahem. Anyway.

Irony, is me trying to read the book in a waiting room with maybe 8 people in it, then three more come in and sit right close to me, talking very loudly about any and every little old thing, including the signs on the wall asking patients to refrain from talking on their cell phones because, as the VERY loud threesome noted...the office staff wants to KEEP THE WAITING ROOM NOISE DOWN!

I READ THREE PAGES. THREE. LOUSY. PAGES.

Okie Dokie. I'm done now. Maybe I need to step outside and damage my lungs a little. lol (thanks fer listenin' - unless ya didn't ;-P)

I did read it and if its too much I engage systems.
After that (within .04 sec. ) diagnose and arm for a threat with appropriate munitions.
In this case I would resort to a biological, let out a silent "jet stream" so to speak without letting my location to be known.
Changes the intent of the aggressors and usually they eject

 

[NewbOldster]

I did read it and if its too much I engage systems.
After that (within .04 sec. ) diagnose and arm for a threat with appropriate munitions.
In this case I would resort to a biological, let out a silent "jet stream" so to speak without letting my location to be known.
Changes the intent of the aggressors and usually they eject

I've found at my age that the biological attack must be closely monitored so as to not release more 'stream' than 'jet'.
I'm not a fan of surprises...especially not 10 miles away from home.

 

[joeb631a]

I've found at my age that the biological attack must be closely monitored so as to not release more 'stream' than 'jet'.
I'm not a fan of surprises...especially not 10 miles away from home.

Absolutely Brother ! Systems need to be stable ,and if in question I revert to a steady and assorted verbal chaff that is precision in aim and intent.

 

[NewbOldster]

Absolutely Brother ! Systems need to be stable ,and if in question I revert to a steady and assorted verbal chaff that is precision in aim and intent.

Yep. There ain't much worse than 'thinking' you're loaded with blanks, only to find out there's a live round or two in the magazine. UGH

 

[joeb631a]

Yep. There ain't much worse than 'thinking' you're loaded with blanks, only to find out there's a live round or two in the magazine. UGH

then if the auto sear jams and keeps firing ,you need to retreat.

 

[NewbOldster]

then if the auto sear jams and keeps firing ,you need to retreat.

No doubt. RAPID retreat! With great clamping force!

 

[boo]

not to sound niave but are you guys referring to rectal situations...