"Good luck, Mr Gorsky"

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[font=tahoma,sans-serif]ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF APOLLO 11,
NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO WALK
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[font=tahoma,sans-serif]ON THE MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,
"THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP
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[font=tahoma,sans-serif]FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH
AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, THE LAST
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[font=tahoma,sans-serif]WORDS HE SPOKE ON THE MOON SURFACE WAS THE ENIGMATIC [/font]


[font=tahoma,sans-serif]REMARK, "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK
CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

HOWEVER, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN
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[font=tahoma,sans-serif]OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS
TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT,
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[font=tahoma,sans-serif]BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE
ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH,
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[font=tahoma,sans-serif]A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD
QUESTION AGAIN. THIS TIME ARMSTRONG RESPONDED.

MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE
COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938 WHEN NEIL WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WEST TOWN,
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[font=tahoma,sans-serif]HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN HIS BACKYARD.

HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS
NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.

AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG
ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.

"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID
NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

TRUE STORY.
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[font=tahoma,sans-serif]I dunno how much truth there is to this just thought it an interesting, funny story.
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I hope Mr. Gorsky got some. lol
bet ya his wife about flipped. hahahahaha
 
That's a great story Hick. Like Mutt said i hope he got some. :D
 
DAMN....i wonder if Gorsky remembered it when Neil hit the moon ;)
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha dam its just halirious when high
 
great story ,,,,,,poor mr gorsky had to wait 31 years for some poon ..hope it was good .PEACE,LOVE,RASTA
 

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