Sir_Tokie
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Dear Firecracker (Mamma always thought I had a short fuse),
Things are fine in Mount Idy (she goes on). Well, I guess they are not fine for Clara Kimball Moots. Clara fell down a flight of stairs and broke her leg again. She blamed the accident on Birdie Rodd and her new fiance, who were in the park next door. "Every time I've fallen down those steps I've been looking out of that upstairs window," Clara said. I asked Clara how many times she had broken her leg and she said she wasn't sure because she didn't know how many men Birdie had dated.
Clara has had an awful spell of bad luck. Just last week they called Dr. LeRoy Hockey over to her house because she was having a terrible coughing spell. Dr. Hockey diagnosed the coughing fit as a hair ball. You know, son, I know the man lost his license but I'm not so sure he wasn't right on this one.
Plans for the new pharmacy in town have apparently been put on hold. I'm told that Police Chief Burley Wisdom informed Booger Jones that what he was planning was not what most people had in mind for a drug store. Booger said he'll be gone for awhile but he'll let folks in on his new plans as soon as he gets out.
Well son, I must close now. Your father just oiled the used pogo stick he bought this morning and I just heard a thud on the roof. This can't be good.
Love,
Mamma
These are something I will be updating weekly, hope you all enjoy...take care..
Things are fine in Mount Idy (she goes on). Well, I guess they are not fine for Clara Kimball Moots. Clara fell down a flight of stairs and broke her leg again. She blamed the accident on Birdie Rodd and her new fiance, who were in the park next door. "Every time I've fallen down those steps I've been looking out of that upstairs window," Clara said. I asked Clara how many times she had broken her leg and she said she wasn't sure because she didn't know how many men Birdie had dated.
Clara has had an awful spell of bad luck. Just last week they called Dr. LeRoy Hockey over to her house because she was having a terrible coughing spell. Dr. Hockey diagnosed the coughing fit as a hair ball. You know, son, I know the man lost his license but I'm not so sure he wasn't right on this one.
Plans for the new pharmacy in town have apparently been put on hold. I'm told that Police Chief Burley Wisdom informed Booger Jones that what he was planning was not what most people had in mind for a drug store. Booger said he'll be gone for awhile but he'll let folks in on his new plans as soon as he gets out.
Well son, I must close now. Your father just oiled the used pogo stick he bought this morning and I just heard a thud on the roof. This can't be good.
Love,
Mamma
These are something I will be updating weekly, hope you all enjoy...take care..