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StoneyBud
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Yeah, and I just LOVE the follow-up story. It was the hitch-hikers who had the weed. I was just fumbling around with my radio. That's why I was weaving". Her Lawyer got her out with a slap on the hand.DLtoker said:
Remember that song in the movie "Cabaret"?
Money makes the world go round, world go round, world go round!
It's like a Crap Sandwich; The more bread you have, the less crap you have to eat!
Go Mary Ann!
Man, that would make a good ballad....
Mary Ann with the Mary Jane
Chose the car, not the plane
She saw some hikers needing a ride
The car slowed and pulled onto the side
The hikers were pleased with the ride and the lady
Thanks Mary Ann, we're out of the sun and it's nice and shady!
To thank her for her kindness, they each lit a fattie
They all smoked and toked and got a bit batty!
Mary Ann says some tunes, that's what we're missing!
Spinning and twirling the dial tween stations it was hissing
Found Dylan, Beatles, Stones and more oldies
The riders weren't pleased, those groups were all moldies!
While smoking, talking and finding the tunes
The car was all over, almost in the dunes
The riders saw this and thought walking might be better
So they hopped out with their bag of Nachos with cheddar!
Mary Ann kept driving enjoying the high
Didn't see the bacon approaching her ride
Dialing and weaving and finding more tunes
Mary Ann was fast, approaching her ruin!
The lights, the sirens, Whoop Whoop! Flash, Flash!
Mary Ann looked in the mirror and considered a dash!
The piggie pulled her over and asked her to dance,
But dancing with Mary Jane, she blew her chance!
Into the pork box she went all locked up, what Bunk!
The lights, the bacon, she almost blew chunks!
Into the station with even more pork,
Mary Ann with Mary Jane felt like a dork!
No one knew her, she was just a high lady
She tried to think of a story that wasn't too shady.
She thought and she searched for a reason for weaving
This place she thought she had to be leaving!
Ahhh! She said with a smile in her eyes,
I'll just confuse them with a Lawyer and lies.
No sense to be ruining my life for a puff
Of Mary Jane in Mary Ann, radios and stuff!
Her legal beagle made the story sound good
And Mary Ann left the pork box just as she should!
Mary Jane had departed her head in the while
But when she got home, she fixed that with style!
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All we need now is the music.....hehehe
there were alot of cool extras on the dvds
