You KNOW you're baked when...

[here2learn]

You know you're baked when you read these and think to yourself , I just did that....

 

[ozzydiodude]

You know you are baked when you go to load a bowl and have not finished the last one.
You take the bong to the kitchen for ice, and bring back ice, and can't find the bong.

 

[kaotik]

you know you're baked when.. you click on 'post reply' and by the time the page loads forget what you were gonna say (or what you're even replying to)

*why i use 'quick reply'

 

[Trafic]

You know you're baked when...You randomly miss your exit on the highway that you have taken everyday for years.

 

[wmmeyer]

You know your baked when ya can't remember what it is ya can't find, or why you were looking for it.

 

[WHITESTRAINS]

you know your baked when your looking for your hat for an hour or so.. you give up, sitting back down scratching your head.. there it is, its on my head!!

 

[Six]

you do a store run for some milk and bread, and come home with $65 in munchies, and no milk , or bread.

(and you had the list in your jeans pocket)... ...

Lmao...so many times i have been there...smokin before you go to the store is dangerous to your pocketbook....

 

[Six]

When you go to hit the munchies and you actually drewl on yourself...:huh:

 

[gourmet]

I know I'm really baked when, while walking to the train station, I suddenly look up and momentarily don't know where I am or how I got there.

 

[IRISH]

ykybw-

you reply to a troll thread defending MP's honor, only to re-read it, and realize it's a thread some newb pulled from the past...2006 ...

 

[IRISH]

ykybw,

your pumping $20 fuel in your truck, (cause thats all you got), and little miss hottie pulls up next to you to fuel up, and your checking her out instead of where your pump is at, and when you look at it , it says $36.

doooohh.:doh: ...lol...

 

[ray jay]

I thought everyone liked John Wayne movies? Mabey I'm stoned?

 

[dirtyolsouth]

You KNOW you're really baked when you pull in one driveway early on your street and have to wave at the neighbors as you back out of their driveway and act like you planned it that way...:ciao:

 

[wmmeyer]

I thought everyone liked John Wayne movies? Mabey I'm stoned?

Not a thing in the world wrong with John Wayne movies, except perhaps they're a liitle lame/tame by today's video entertainment standards. Besides, ya've seen 'em all 30 times each in the past 40 years.

 

[Dubbaman]

You know your baked while out and you look in a mirror and see someone who it totally fried and say man that guy is :stoned:

 

[yimmy capone]

........ when you pack up a second bowl and can't remember where you put that lighter, thinking to yourself I just had it in my hand.

 

[Six]

When you swerve suddenly in a panic to miss a tree and realize its your pine air freshener hanging on the mirror...

 

[SPEARCHUCKER]

Just happened....

Go to put some sugar in your coffee. But the sugar bowl was empty. So you go get the bag of sugar to refill the bowl. And manage to start pouring half the bag in your coffee instead. When they are sitting right slam next to each other.

 

[Phil Ivey]

Your in the IMAX theater alone cuz the movie was over 20 min ago

 

[Barbapopa]

you know you're baked when.. you wonder why the lady at the gas station is looking at you crazy when you go to pay, only to look down and realize you put your sack of weed on the counter instead of cash. Oooooops!
True story!