any golfers in the house?

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aslan king

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Since winter never came, I have played 20+ rounds every month since october. I love shaping shots after a good bowl hit. My home course is hilly tight and quit. Great place to chill
 
Love golfing! Definitely don't fit the part, heavily tattooed and all. Get looks every time I go out. But regardless, it's super relaxing. Some Zen type ish.... Seriously, hitting a tiny ball, with a metal stick, 400 yards, in give or take 5 hits, into a small hole in the ground..... Gotta be on the level to have the focus and patience, hahaha
 
I'll hit a few around the course usually I shoot 66 everytime time
18 holes
18 balls
18 joints
12 clubs wrapped around the trees

:p
 
I went twice. I can never find my ball after I hit it. Peeps get mad when you go whackin balls that aint yours. lol I did hit one 2 feet from the hole on a par 3 once though.
 
"Win-Ter"??

Is that a new app i havent heard of for jailbreak?

Here in California I have not heard this term. But I do golf year round


:rofl:
 
I'm high as a mofo, and threads like this make me love this place even more. Gets my mind thinkin, is that old grey haired dude at the range OG kushman? :rofl:
 
If you see the squirrels wearing hardhats you know I'm on the course
 
Used to own a course....glad I don't have to get up at 4am every morning now! Do already miss the place, though, summer won't be the same.
 
aslan king said:
Since winter never came, I have played 20+ rounds every month since october. I love shaping shots after a good bowl hit. My home course is hilly tight and quit. Great place to chill

Had to quit playing--arthritis in the hands. The local course that I used to play was also short and tight. The Pro Shop sells hats and shirts that say, "Do you have enough balls to play the back nine?"
 
ozzydiodude said:
If you see the squirrels wearing hardhats you know I'm on the course
I have a pic of my father in law feeding a squirrel a peanut butter cracker at hole 9:p

Im not kidding either :rofl:
 
Here's why lose so many balls

squirrel.jpg
 
Tried it to few times and decided I dont plays golf I plays a gail called Wack F*%k . I wacks the ball and be watchin it punch the eye out a perfectly good spruce tree and sayin f*%k as I be hangin my head shakin. I fish instead now.

BWD
 

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