As A Parents

[Flyinghigh]

As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

You know what I mean . .. . don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But, you know, I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice ..

However, let's face it, if any of my sons ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I figure they are way too stupid to survive in this world anyway!

Never . . ... ...
Ever . . .. . .
Ever . .. .. ....
Put a FIRECRACKER in your *** and light it!



I REPEAT. . ..
Never .. ..



Ever .. .

Ever, Put a FIRECRACKER in your *** & light it ! ! !

 

[Flyinghigh]

on of those email mail forward o others, figure I share with yea all

This a TRUE STUPID MAN or his buddies did this while he was sleepping but over all..
STUPID GUY

 

[maineharvest]

oh man that looks like it hurts!!

 

[tcbud]

I guess this is the next step after lighting your farts....simple progression.

 

[hanfhead]

I guess this is the next step after lighting your farts....simple progression.

Lighting farts must be the gateway drug.

 

[Lemmongrass]

noo way that was a firecracker. a mortar maybe. lol

 

[Flyinghigh]

noo way that was a firecracker. a mortar maybe. lol

Mortar:rofl: :rofl: that would of made a BIGGER **** Hole..

Wonder if her would try that again.?

 

[cubby]

That was'nt really a firecracker.......Taco Bell....

 

[Flyinghigh]

That was'nt really a firecracker.......Taco Bell....

:rofl: Taco Bell.? Must happen to U..:hubba:

 

[GrowinGreen]

Oh my- that just looks painful as hell. I couldn't even imagine that! If my friends did that to me when I was sleeping they wouldn't live to see another day.

 

[Sir_Tokie]

Don't people ever read the warnings at the begining of "JackAss" Don't try this at home..lol.. But Johnny Knoxville and Steve O would be proud of this IDIOT...take care..

 

[The Hemp Goddess]

Okay...I would add "Don't pee on an electric fence" to your list of things not to do.

 

[Wafarin' Stranger]

To me, this picture just proves how society today is disrupting Mother Nature. Natural selection should have weeded out the genes that would create someone this friggin' stupid!

 

[GMT]

To me, this picture just proves how society today is disrupting Mother Nature. Natural selection should have weeded out the genes that would create someone this friggin' stupid!

Amen brother.

 

[Locked]

Firecracker? No way...maybe an M-80....way too much damage for a firecracker...looks nasty though...

 

[Lemmongrass]

a home made m80 maybe. but a homemade m80 is anything from >2gm flashpowder to my fave, 20g of APAP.

the commercial m-xxxxxxx sold today are actually about half the powder of a single firecracker inside a tube filled with paste/clay.

the real ones sold back in the day, all tall tales aside, were produced for the military to use in combat simulations. they ranged from 2.5-3gm of flashpowder. they were illegal, as fireworks. but they were not fireworks so they were not illegal... but one could procure them semi-legally, but they became illegal once in possession because they were now fireworks. jahahaha

that to me looks like a fountain, a roman candle, a mine tube laid in the crack, a small 1" mortar ball, a homemade salute. there is alot of burnt off skin loss which only happens when a spark jet is held to one area for a long time. so a trapped rocket, a fountain, or a malfunctioned roman candle(ive seen them discharge all 5-15 pearls at once several times)

 

[UKgirl420]

ouch !

 

[cubby]

a home made m80 maybe. but a homemade m80 is anything from >2gm flashpowder to my fave, 20g of APAP.

the commercial m-xxxxxxx sold today are actually about half the powder of a single firecracker inside a tube filled with paste/clay.

the real ones sold back in the day, all tall tales aside, were produced for the military to use in combat simulations. they ranged from 2.5-3gm of flashpowder. they were illegal, as fireworks. but they were not fireworks so they were not illegal... but one could procure them semi-legally, but they became illegal once in possession because they were now fireworks. jahahaha

that to me looks like a fountain, a roman candle, a mine tube laid in the crack, a small 1" mortar ball, a homemade salute. there is alot of burnt off skin loss which only happens when a spark jet is held to one area for a long time. so a trapped rocket, a fountain, or a malfunctioned roman candle(ive seen them discharge all 5-15 pearls at once several times)

You seem to very knowledgable about fireworks being shot into, or out of peoples backsides,...........What's up with that?

 

[HippyInEngland]

Okay...I would add "Don't pee on an electric fence" to your list of things not to do.

I saw the picture too

Here is a rocket vid on youtube.

hXXp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yef2FAsWEIs

eace:

 

[Flyinghigh]

I saw the picture too

Here is a rocket vid on youtube.

hXXp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yef2FAsWEIs

eace:

I think they miss that safty class all through there LIFE.