OK Yo Ho and all that,
Here is something that apparently isn't being taught any longer.
1. You plan on a hoober, or a couple of bong hits, basically your out to kill pain, or you just have a desire to get stoned, OK- cool, I see no problem there, BUT what are you planning on while your blazed ?
The first mistake that I see so many making is that they do this in a setting where they might get caught, wrong move, it's almost gaurenteed to ruin a good time. You need to choose the setting carefully with a little bit of thought applied to it.
1a. Outdoors, = find a perch somewhere that you can stay at comfortably for most of the time your gonna be buzzed, set yourself up with a gnarly view of the distant landscape. Place yourself somewhere where if the cops were in the area you would see them coming from way off in the distance. Bring something to drink that will be refreshing to your body, and mouth. You should take along something to eat that is equally refreshing. I personally enjoy a big orange to peel and eat, remember to bring along some wipes in a small packet to wash your hands so you don't get all sticky from the juice.
1b. Indoors, = You might want to take a glance out of a window and check what direction the breeze is blowing. I mean think this through also, if a cop came cruising up the street would he smell your smoke right off ? If all is cool them plan your fun out. Gather some good eats, and refreshing fluids. make a comfortable spot to endure your couch lock, set up a good movie or two. I think a lot of the problem stems from being nervouse in the back of your head your thinking will this be the day I hear a knock at the door ?, Makes for a bad time really. What you want is safety, and great laughter, or to be able to mellow into some good music. You can do this easy enough for your friends to have a good time with you too.
2. In both situations be it indoor or outdoors remember to use standard operating procedures such as only take enough for your needs at that time. If you are looking at walking somewhere, or driving somewhere than consider rolling a hoober or two and put them into your top pocket of your shirt for fast and simple access if you should see that getting rousted is emminent. Yeah, it will be a bummer to have to play munchy-crunchy, but you'll feel better about it shortly, LOL The idea again is a safety issue, you can access your top pocket quick enough to get rid of the evidence.
Go easy starting up, and put it down often and wait to see how your going to get hammered. Think about it, you got some killer Aurora Indica that is going to slap you into tomorrow, and your going to be thinking that we are not in Kansas Toto, and this is some one hit stuff. Like a true dope you burn and bogart the whole hoober, so yeah your like a drunk that's three sheets into the wind. LOL you really didn't need to waste all that.
My brother brought back a beautiful bud for me from the islands, rolled a hoober and he marked it into thirds, I asked him what he was doing, and he said we would smoke it down to that first line. I laughed and said I would, and could smoke the entire hoober myself. He just said why ? So we smoked to the first line, and then set it down. whewwww I was so glad that we did go easy cause I got ripped nicely, and afterwards saw that my little brother had picked up some wisdom ya know.
It really is so much better to set up your fun, as well as the surroundings. Just plan out the fun. If your looking to kill pain, then take care of your bodies needs too.
smoke in peace
KingKahuuna
That *****....
