I don't know if doing the harold & kumar thing is a good idea, maybe the tampon thing....How would you even ask a lady fer those? Excuse me do you have a pack of RED zig-zags? Would they come in flavors like the water thingys like, musk, oil and viniger, ranch, etc. Maybe ez-wider holds a new meaning, have you ever seen one of those things dropped into a toilet? If your looking fer variety a sprite or plastic coke bottle will do, cut two holes one fer a straw to inhale and one fer a carb, insert straw and tape around it. Cut the top of the screw cap but leave the threads, just a hole is what you want. Tin foil in the top fer a bowl and don't ferget the water and voila throw away bongs!