NorCalHal
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This might not work in the Bay Area tho....
Local Transvestites would steal the boots......
All the Hippies would have a Magizine/Book Burning in your front lawn.
You would find numerous Gun protesters and a few local assemblymen, along with Michael Moore with big signs protesting your Violent lifestyle...
Again, the tree huggin' animal P.E.T.A. people would "set them free" and have the Humane Sociaty waiting for you when you got home...
There would also be a few from The Castro waiting to meet a Real guy named Bubba...
Hick said:HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
Local Transvestites would steal the boots......
Hick said:2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns &
Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
All the Hippies would have a Magizine/Book Burning in your front lawn.
You would find numerous Gun protesters and a few local assemblymen, along with Michael Moore with big signs protesting your Violent lifestyle...
Hick said:3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in
an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell
from all the blood.
P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Again, the tree huggin' animal P.E.T.A. people would "set them free" and have the Humane Sociaty waiting for you when you got home...
There would also be a few from The Castro waiting to meet a Real guy named Bubba...