taking in account of 1 hour breaks each day and 5 days paid vacation and 4 sick days and christmas... and labor day.. and groundhogs day a woodchuck would chuck Your Normal Working Not Lazy or stoned woodchuck would chuck if he chucks wood would chuck 12,285 pounds of wood
Your lazy woodchuck would only chuck 3 lbs of wood every two hours minus his hour break a day 5 day paid vacation christmas break, labor day and groundhogs day if said woodchuck chucks wood than that woodchuck would chuck 4260 pounds of wood.
As for the woodchuck who tokes alot of weed.... He does not chuck wood, this wood chuck if he could chuck wood wouldn't... because he has a better position in a wood chucking factory, he is the foreman.. and supervises all woodchucks that are currently chucking wood.