Sir_Tokie
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Dear Red Haven (Mamma always said I was a peach.)
Things are fine in Mount Idy (she goes on). Ethel Louise Peabody certainly managed to get the women stirred up in town this past week. Ethel Louise is still as man-crazy as she ever was and last Monday Elsie Krack told the women at the Mount Idy Social Club that Ethel Louise had told her she was dating Elvis Presley and that he lived over in Lumpac.
Elsie told the Social Club ladies that she told Ethel Louise that Elvis was dead but Ethel Louise had just giggled and told her that Elvis certainly didn't act dead to her. Elsie said the club women decided that their weekly outing would be to follow Ethel and see if she really was dating Elvis. Elsie said that even if Elvis was alive, the women in the club found it hard to believe that he would be dating an older woman, especially one who looked like Ethel Louise. Well, Elsie said that to make a long story short (I was told it was already too late for that), the women found out Ethel was dating a man but it wasn't the real Elvis. It was Elvis Parsley. He works in the produce department at the Lumpac General Store.
There has been trouble again at Wallace Swine's "Dine With Swine" Diner. I'm told an under cover investigator had come up missing down there but they eventually found him under the cover of several inches of grease and spaghetti sauce.
Well, son, I must close now. Your father says he is going to shoe the horse. He said he wanted something casual and Old Paint seems to be getting testy because your father keeps switching from sandals to flip flops.
Love,
Mamma
Things are fine in Mount Idy (she goes on). Ethel Louise Peabody certainly managed to get the women stirred up in town this past week. Ethel Louise is still as man-crazy as she ever was and last Monday Elsie Krack told the women at the Mount Idy Social Club that Ethel Louise had told her she was dating Elvis Presley and that he lived over in Lumpac.
Elsie told the Social Club ladies that she told Ethel Louise that Elvis was dead but Ethel Louise had just giggled and told her that Elvis certainly didn't act dead to her. Elsie said the club women decided that their weekly outing would be to follow Ethel and see if she really was dating Elvis. Elsie said that even if Elvis was alive, the women in the club found it hard to believe that he would be dating an older woman, especially one who looked like Ethel Louise. Well, Elsie said that to make a long story short (I was told it was already too late for that), the women found out Ethel was dating a man but it wasn't the real Elvis. It was Elvis Parsley. He works in the produce department at the Lumpac General Store.
There has been trouble again at Wallace Swine's "Dine With Swine" Diner. I'm told an under cover investigator had come up missing down there but they eventually found him under the cover of several inches of grease and spaghetti sauce.
Well, son, I must close now. Your father says he is going to shoe the horse. He said he wanted something casual and Old Paint seems to be getting testy because your father keeps switching from sandals to flip flops.
Love,
Mamma