Strawberryslilpatch
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High everyone;
A couple months ago, or so I found this site - and love it! I too, live in the midwest, only up north where they used to grow Hemp for rope etc. ( the perfect cover for my small personal grows ) hehehe
I grow nothing but Panama Red here "seedlessly" when I can, and just for myself and have kept seeds since the mid "70's" growing it almost every single year since I was a kid - it was love at first taste! I used to kill off the male plants because if you didnt you were overwhelmed with seedy buds, now I'm down to just a handfull and, about well, 9 seeds left exactly. Every so often maybe about five years or so, I'd let a male and a female breed me some seeds and always had a ton of them, but I knew it would come a day when I ran short - too short now, for my liking. This next year ( I grow outside naturally ) I'll start them all inside again and transplant all the plants and just let them grow wild checking on them for bugs etc like I pretty much done all these years, except I'll leave all the males with all the females and get as many seeds as I can so I have plenty to continue on with my shinanigans again. In the past Ive found the Deer develop a taste too, which sucks, but I found if I just keep the electric fence on, they dont go in there anymore plus the dogs also help.
One day some kids from the city were out galivanting around the area hunting, "I think" found some Hemp plants ( just down the road from me next to the road along section line ) and pulled some up, then got caught by the Sheriff speeding home, who then towed away thier car with a back seat & trunk fulla Hemp weed and carted them off to jail lmao!!!! They must have thought they hit the jack pot or something - literally!
Anyway, a few weeks later after all was said and done and since this was all growing on and our property just down the road from us in an old pasture ( I knew this day would eventually come ) a mullet headed redneck of a Sheriffs deputy drove into the Farmstead all puffed up sticking out his chest with his hands on his hips started telling me, "in a not so nice tone of voice", that I will destroy all them Hemp plants so the city kids wont come back and pull them up. I started laughing right away, and told him thats like "impossible", they're weeds and if you kill them, they'll just grow right back up again - he said he didnt care, at which point, I said, well they dont bother me any so if you want them outta here - you do it, the things are all over the place and I rightly dont give a sh*t, I dont have the time or the man power let alone the money to pay for the fuel or spray and the man power, he interupted me and said, I'd hate to see your land get confiscated and see you get thrown in jail, I laughed and said, well if thats the case how about this, my niehboor, who is a State Senater,... they grow on his land more than they grow on mine - so, why dont you go tell him what you just told me too! Oh hell I said, here hes my friend, I'll just call him ( pulling out my cellphone ), he'll come over right now and we'll get to the bottom of this crap, the Sheriffs Deputy I think was at that point a little dumbfounded and then, a couple seconds later said in a "nicer tone of voice" that, thats allright, never mind but then said, just do what you can so this wont happen again "please" heading for his car. I snickered a little and then said, yeah - I'll get right on it, under my breath - like "fornever"!
Ever since then I havent heard a peep out of them or anybody else for that matter. lol Ya know, just 3' away from him drying on a chicken wire fence were about two or three ounces of bud he didnt see hanging there drying.
Like I said, the perfect cover!
Its ironic, I think this might be just another tale of Panama Red - maybe.:guitar:
A couple months ago, or so I found this site - and love it! I too, live in the midwest, only up north where they used to grow Hemp for rope etc. ( the perfect cover for my small personal grows ) hehehe
I grow nothing but Panama Red here "seedlessly" when I can, and just for myself and have kept seeds since the mid "70's" growing it almost every single year since I was a kid - it was love at first taste! I used to kill off the male plants because if you didnt you were overwhelmed with seedy buds, now I'm down to just a handfull and, about well, 9 seeds left exactly. Every so often maybe about five years or so, I'd let a male and a female breed me some seeds and always had a ton of them, but I knew it would come a day when I ran short - too short now, for my liking. This next year ( I grow outside naturally ) I'll start them all inside again and transplant all the plants and just let them grow wild checking on them for bugs etc like I pretty much done all these years, except I'll leave all the males with all the females and get as many seeds as I can so I have plenty to continue on with my shinanigans again. In the past Ive found the Deer develop a taste too, which sucks, but I found if I just keep the electric fence on, they dont go in there anymore plus the dogs also help.
One day some kids from the city were out galivanting around the area hunting, "I think" found some Hemp plants ( just down the road from me next to the road along section line ) and pulled some up, then got caught by the Sheriff speeding home, who then towed away thier car with a back seat & trunk fulla Hemp weed and carted them off to jail lmao!!!! They must have thought they hit the jack pot or something - literally!
Anyway, a few weeks later after all was said and done and since this was all growing on and our property just down the road from us in an old pasture ( I knew this day would eventually come ) a mullet headed redneck of a Sheriffs deputy drove into the Farmstead all puffed up sticking out his chest with his hands on his hips started telling me, "in a not so nice tone of voice", that I will destroy all them Hemp plants so the city kids wont come back and pull them up. I started laughing right away, and told him thats like "impossible", they're weeds and if you kill them, they'll just grow right back up again - he said he didnt care, at which point, I said, well they dont bother me any so if you want them outta here - you do it, the things are all over the place and I rightly dont give a sh*t, I dont have the time or the man power let alone the money to pay for the fuel or spray and the man power, he interupted me and said, I'd hate to see your land get confiscated and see you get thrown in jail, I laughed and said, well if thats the case how about this, my niehboor, who is a State Senater,... they grow on his land more than they grow on mine - so, why dont you go tell him what you just told me too! Oh hell I said, here hes my friend, I'll just call him ( pulling out my cellphone ), he'll come over right now and we'll get to the bottom of this crap, the Sheriffs Deputy I think was at that point a little dumbfounded and then, a couple seconds later said in a "nicer tone of voice" that, thats allright, never mind but then said, just do what you can so this wont happen again "please" heading for his car. I snickered a little and then said, yeah - I'll get right on it, under my breath - like "fornever"!
Ever since then I havent heard a peep out of them or anybody else for that matter. lol Ya know, just 3' away from him drying on a chicken wire fence were about two or three ounces of bud he didnt see hanging there drying.
Like I said, the perfect cover!
Its ironic, I think this might be just another tale of Panama Red - maybe.:guitar:
