New here, looking forward to membership

[Hippie420]

I'm kinda partial to the crab cheese.

 

[joeb631a]

I'm kinda partial to the crab cheese.

me2

 

[doughper]

Ni fumu meiyou jyehwun, tsau muchin-ren.

I think he said it wrongly. Sin tax is horrid. Didn't use good grammar, spelling.:

NI父母没有教也很无奈, 听说AU much in-人.

And it (google) translates to:

NI parents are very helpless without teaching, I heard that AU is much in-people.

Wotev, m8. Smoke more why donchya.

 

[doughper]

general chows

*Tsau's

Hey, nice welcome, best i ever had in 20 years, but we gotta
move from introduction thread, yeah? Mods? Anybody?

 

[Hippie420]

Move to anywhere you care to. The forum is yours for the exploring. Lots 'o good stuff to read.

 

[Unca Walt]

I think he said it wrongly. Sin tax is horrid. Didn't use good grammar, spelling.:

And it (google) translates to:

Wotev, m8. Smoke more why donchya.

Google translate. Jeez.

Ni <-- You/your

fumu <-- fuchin & muchin = mother and father = fumu

meiyou <-- without, never

jyehwun <-- married

In sum: Your parents never married (deadly insult if you are Chinese, nuffin if you are a "da bz" --> "big nose")

tsau <-- First word you should ever learn. Use it like: tsau Bidum!!

ren <-- person

Put it together: "tsau muchin-ren" <-- fuk mother person

Dzemma yang, tsau muchin-ren = What's happening, mother fker.

My sytax is fine. I am using the Yale Romanization, and Google Translate is fun. Try translating High German with Google and you get similar nonsense results.

 

[doughper]

Move to anywhere you care to. The forum is yours for the exploring. Lots 'o good stuff to read.

By move, shouldn't we stop posting **** chat in the introduction thread?
I dunno. It's my first day in this board.

 

[Unca Walt]

There are two fun digs that Chinese do to unsuspecting Big Noses:

Chop Suey <-- Leftovers, eg: Kitchen scraps. TINS

General Tso's Chicken <-- Causes giggles, it is a naughty word. Again, their joke.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

We are not that tite with the rules. Some may keep posting for weeks but look around and start a garden page if you grow. There is lots of stuff to surf here.

 

[doughper]

Google translate. Jeez.
Ni <-- You/your
fumu <-- fuchin & muchin = mother and father = fumu
meiyou <-- without, never
jyehwun <-- married
In sum: Your parents never married (deadly insult if you are Chinese, nuffin if you are a "da bz" --> "big nose")
tsau <-- First word you should ever learn. Use it like: tsau Bidum!!
ren <-- person
Put it together: "tsau muchin-ren" <-- fuk mother person
Dzemma yang, tsau muchin-ren = What's happening, mother fker.
My sytax is fine. I am using the Yale Romanization, and Google Translate is fun. Try translating High German with Google and you get similar nonsense results.

So, hellifino, r u telling me that you really speak Mandarin Chinese, or what?

Oh, and doesn't mother and father = mofu? And what's that, Meow?? Huh? I thot
it was chinese, not kitty cat.

 

[doughper]

We are not that tite with the rules. Some may keep posting for weeks but look around and start a garden page if you grow. There is lots of stuff to surf here.

Well, i don't care, just thot some adherence to rules keeps things a bit more neat and tidy. And
i'm afraid of the law, and prison, so I won't grow. I can barely stand smoking it outside, for fear
that some cop'll arrest me for it. Boy i wish that shit was legal. Have you ever been in jail for this shit?
I have. It definitely fucked up my life, I'll tell you that much.

 

[oldfogey8]

Ni fumu meiyou jyehwun, tsau muchin-ren.

Knee how, shay shay.

 

[Unca Walt]

I would (*gag*) translate that to: "How are you" and either you are talking to an older sister (syesye) or you are saying thank you.

 

[pute]

It's terpinator...TERPINATOR! Know it, remember it, buy it!

I think we have hijacked this thread, btw. But this has been the most fun intro to a board I've ever had.

The mods are just here to have fun and keep the coffee warm. Try the O'l Farts or Misfits threads.

 

[oldfogey8]

@Unca Walt
It is ‘hello’ and ‘thank you’. I spent months in Taipei and that is all that stuck for me. Fortunately the Taiwanese are friendly people and most speak engrish.

 

[Hippie420]

Google translate. Jeez.

Ni <-- You/your

fumu <-- fuchin & muchin = mother and father = fumu

meiyou <-- without, never

jyehwun <-- married

In sum: Your parents never married (deadly insult if you are Chinese, nuffin if you are a "da bz" --> "big nose")

tsau <-- First word you should ever learn. Use it like: tsau Bidum!!

ren <-- person

Put it together: "tsau muchin-ren" <-- fuk mother person

Dzemma yang, tsau muchin-ren = What's happening, mother fker.

My sytax is fine. I am using the Yale Romanization, and Google Translate is fun. Try translating High German with Google and you get similar nonsense results.

Yes, they were.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Well, i don't care, just thot some adherence to rules keeps things a bit more neat and tidy. And
i'm afraid of the law, and prison, so I won't grow. I can barely stand smoking it outside, for fear
that some cop'll arrest me for it. Boy i wish that shit was legal. Have you ever been in jail for this shit?
I have. It definitely fucked up my life, I'll tell you that much.

Wow, sorry you’re not in a legal state. It does make it a bit easier and I can see you being gunshy after being in jail for cannabis. Hope your life is getting back on track now. But you can still start a page about your interest that brought you here.

 

[RosterMan]

Now I better read the rules

 

[pute]

If you are diligent and watch what you post you should be fine. Lots on here grow in non legal states and have had very few issues lately. The only time I have spent a night in the crowbar hotel was for possession In 1973.

 

[pute]

Now I better read the rules

Good idea....ha ha