The Morning Wake N' Bake @ MP - Storner Saturdays :)

[Cam]

Welcome to The Morning Wake N' Bake @ MP for Saturday November 10, 2007.​

I hope that all of you have a happy, high weekend. Enjoy the stories and thoughts for the day. I will be taking Sundays off from the WnB, but I will be around the Forum :hubba:​

A hippie was walking down the street one day when a pixie pounced on him. "Today is your lucky day!" said the pixie. "I'm gonna give you two wishes. What will the first one be?" The hippie thinks for a moment and then says, "I want a never-ending joint." So the pixie snaps his fingers and there is this king-sized joint. The hippie jacks it up and starts puffing. After five hits the joint is still the same length. Next the pixie says, "...And number two?" The hippie replies, "This is so cool man! Gimme another one!"




There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.

To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alcohol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.​

To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.​

The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".​

100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess. ​

The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?":holysheep: ​

Peace, Love and Tie Dye,
Cam​

 

[ljjr]

lmfao..100 years all that bud with no light lmfao..great joke. :rofl:

 

[Cam]

lmfao..100 years all that bud with no light lmfao..great joke. :rofl:

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"LJ", Thanks....glad you enjoyed it ​

 

[gmo]

Just had a chance to read the morning WnB now since I had to be at work at 6am for meetings, got a good laugh out of the lighter joke though. Thanks Cam, hope you have a nice weekend!