Tip For The Day....................Life advice.

[joeb631a]

My brother that's five years older than me gave me sound advice when I turned 60.

Never trust a fart.
Never pass up a chance to pee.
Never waste an erection, whether alone or in groups of two or more.

genius....

 

[joeb631a]

In the words of my Brother Tony ,the finest auto mechanic I know
If it fly's ,f**ks or floats ..rent it....

 

[WeedHopper]

What's your name?

 

[RosterMan]

Never talk about a Guys Mother

 

[joeb631a]

Never talk about a Guys Mother

Never

 

[joeb631a]

Never

although you should hear me talk about the scammers mother ,daughter ,sister and father and how they make a living when they call me about my amazon act

 

[Hippie420]

In the words of my Brother Tony ,the finest auto mechanic I know
If it fly's ,f**ks or floats ..rent it....

My brother Redskin used to say, "If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna give ya trouble."

 

[RosterMan]

although you should hear me talk about the scammers mother ,daughter ,sister and father and how they make a living when they call me about my amazon act

Next you'll be saying you have all sorts of power tools LOL

 

[joeb631a]

My brother Redskin used to say, "If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna give ya trouble."

you could add a prop too....

 

[RosterMan]

you could add a prop too....

Anything over 15hp is hard to swing for me now

 

[joeb631a]

Next you'll be saying you have all sorts of power tools LOL

i wish i just harass them and flood them with calls b4 they have to run,

 

[pute]

I have a job sucka.

Sorry I forgot, you are a useful member of society ....I am a drain.... social security.

 

[stain]

The bigger the bait. The bigger the fish...

 

[RosterMan]

Lets hope they build them as good as their 1st diode lights

 

[Ganjier]

soak it in cider.

 

[spunom]

If you don't have anything nice to say, keep your lips together.

If it won't matter in 5 minutes, hours or days... let it go.

When life hands you lemons, buy some Corona.

Do acid twice.

Be excellent to each other.

 

[JoseyWales]

All of you need to get a job. Not a blow job a real job.

Had a job now a burden on society and loving it.

 

[pute]

Had a job now a burden on society and loving it.

Me to and I am gonna live a long time.

 

[RosterMan]

Never bed your friends partner

 

[Hippie420]

^^^Even if offered.