You KNOW you're baked when...

[dirtyolsouth]

Hello MPers! :ciao:

Chris1974 made a post that just inspired me to make a new, hopefully ongoing, thread called "You KNOW you're baked when..." and let MPers fill in the rest... Here is the first entry... please feel free to jump in and add your own!

"You KNOW you're baked when you go to the kitchen for a bowl of ice cream and once you get there you can't remember why you went out there in the first place."

:rofl:

 

[SPEARCHUCKER]

You know your baked when.
You have to use the bathroom. So you head in there, but stop at the mirror and fix your hair and head back to doing what you were. Then 5 minutes later wondering why you have to go again so soon.


Edit in. You also know your baked when you have to edit your spelling.

 

[chris1974]

NOOO WAAYYYYY..... hahahahahahahaha AWESOME !
You were serious !

 

[smokeytheherb]

When you forget what you are talking about mid sentence.

 

[4u2sm0ke]

when you go to the bathroom...only to find you was late :doh:

 

[chris1974]

when your driving down the highway and you finally notice the mile long line of cars behind you !

 

[Cannabiscotti]

the server asks you to speak up because you happen to be mumbling to yourself....my bad.

 

[Six]

When you wake up in the lazy boy and your bowl is dumped all over your chest :bongin:

 

[Super Silver Haze]

your lips stick to your gums.

 

[degenerative_disc]

You go to stand up realizing your already standing AH better sit back down now.

Cheers!!!

 

[Budders Keeper]

YKYBW-You wake up to your spouse screaming "Why the heck are there oreo's all over the bed...AND IN MY HAIR!"...
...You realize you've been sitting at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green!

 

[daddyo]

you know you're really baked when....you cant spit.

 

[wmmeyer]

You also know your baked when you have to edit your spelling.

You know you were baked when your spelling looked fine, until you re-read it later.

 

[cubby]

You know your baked when you go to walk your dog, get three houses away and realise you have the leash in your hand........but the dog's still in the house. ( usually looking out the front window, with an expression on his face saying...Agian?

 

[SPEARCHUCKER]

You know your baked when after you cook up some fishsticks. You put the remainders in the pantry instead of the fridge.
Then a couple hours later you walk in the kitchen, and wonder what the wife is doing home so early.

 

[420benny]

Your wife knows when you are baked because the sunglasses you put on only have one lens in them. True story. I cancelled my errand run that day.

 

[IRISH]

you do a store run for some milk and bread, and come home with $65 in munchies, and no milk , or bread.

(and you had the list in your jeans pocket)... ...

 

[wmmeyer]

You know you're baked when...

...ya wonder why you've never really looked at the ceiling before, cuz there's so much interesting stuff up there.

...you're leaning back in the kitchen chair, fall over backwards, and think you're really having a great time.

...ya watch a whole John Wayne movie from beginning to end, and were actually into it.

 

[kaotik]

you know you're baked when.. you can't remember if you just put out a cigarette, or were just about to light one.

 

[cubby]

...ya watch a whole John Wayne movie from beginning to end, and were actually into it.

HEY......I resmble that remark