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  1. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    Frozen, very cool...

    www maniacworld.com/frozen-in-grand-central-station.html Fix www and . above Anyway a very cool video where 207 people freeze in Grand Central Station all at the exact time and stay that way for 5 min...crowd doesn't know what to think, and then..they all move and carry on like everything is...
  2. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    A few HaHa's for this Morning

    Ron was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds!! AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ron got up early and left for work. When his...
  3. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    A HaHa for today...

    There's a horny hippie on a bus which only has one other passenger on it, an elderly nun from a local parish. The hippie is so in need of some free love that he approaches the nun and propositions her. Shocked that he would even think to ask her such a question, the nun pulls the line above her...
  4. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    A Day at the Zoo

    Here's some cute animals from my zoo trip... hehe, ok, not really but they are funny... :D
  5. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    A Statement of Perpetual Possible Fact:

    A Statement of Perpetual Possible Fact: :holysheep: I would just like to point out for the newbies, wannabies, others, and the blessed on this site, that there is so much info that one could spend weeks digesting it all...is this bad?, absolutely not. I have been out of the personal...
  6. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    Never Say To A Cop

    NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas ) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5...
  7. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    Scrog Technique

    :holysheep: I have to admit upfront, this isn't my info but stuff I have found from smarter minds, yet less eloquent.... hehe The only reason I'm posting as I have researched this, talked with a bunch of Scrog growers, and smoked a lot of pot and dreamed about my Scrog Grow...well, anytime...
  8. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    Today's Hehe for Stoners

    :holysheep:"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the...
  9. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    hmmm...

    Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teacher singled him out. "If I gave you $200," the teacher began," and you gave $50 to Mary, $50 to Sally and $50 to Susan, what would you have?" "A quarter of good smoke and a possible orgy," Johnny answered. :holysheep: :D:D:D
  10. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    My Canon, well derringer...todays HaHa

    The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby...
  11. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    Dog VS Cat Diary :D

    Excerpts from a Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the garden! My...
  12. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    Man in Wheelchair Sentenced to Life In Prison for Pot Smuggling

    Man, this is sad...life... Man in Wheelchair Sentenced to Life In Prison for Pot Smuggling by Judy Harrison, Bangor Daily News (12 Feb, 2008) The US War On Drugs has reached a feverishly insane level with this sentence of life in prison Maine, USA - An Aroostook County man convicted...
  13. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    Big Blue & Black Queen Grow

    :holysheep: Hey... it's like been 48 hours since I put them in the plugs and the little ones are starting to peek thru the Rapid Rooters, Big Blue (Northern Lights #5 & Blueberry) - Black Queen (White Widow & Zombie Black). This is the clone, new seed, veg room- 4' by 5.5' by 6' at the...
  14. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    Some Ha-ha, puts life into perspective...

    Karma... A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The...
  15. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    Hey, Ha Ha for the day...

    Dear Diary HER DIARY: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't...
  16. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    Study links marijuana smoking to longevity experts say.

    :holysheep: Press Release: Smoking marijuana may lead to longevity experts say. This new breakthrough could change the way the population feels about this herb. Previous clinical studies have been overlooking a very important aspect of marijuana smoking. It probably has to do with them not...
  17. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    Inspired me KK, Joke for the day...

    Thanks for your funny one KK...here's a good one too... A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop...
  18. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    The Practible, Don't Get Caught

    Keen eye for the obvious, Grow Tips: Solved the world electricity growing problem and how not to get caught, I do have to admit I may have smoked too much prior to my epiphany for this post; To save on electricity one should follow these simple guidelines. Grow only as high as your neighbors...
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    MyGrowRoom

    Hey Everyone... Well this is the start of the flower room, also having a small clone/mother closet after this is finished, hopefully this week. As you can see in the photo the biggest chore was cleaning out this dump as it's just been a storage room for a few years. It's an older house and it...
  20. I'ma Joker Midnight Toker

    Anybody germ in rockwool?

    Hey guys, I'm still at least a week -10 days away before I start (delays), got half my stuff & seeds but want to wait till it's all here. The grow room is half built.... Anyway I was thinking of making an aeroponics seed germinator & using rockwool as the germ medium. I have a fogger on the way...
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