Avast, ye maties! Batten down the hatches! Down a clap of thunder! Hear ye, hear ye, one and all, lest ye scallywags be keel-hauled or plank-walked to the briny deep. Arrrggghhh! This day be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, aye 'tis.
As ye carousers follow yer quest fer booty this fine...