Adventures In Sensiland

[Mutt]

meanwhile..in the underground lab of Dr. Greenthumb Mutt is making the connections to the sinister Anti-THC bong missle. which is located in the trunk of the "moldy-bud mobile" Mutt asks "is it the green to the red or the other way around?"

 

[bmello]

BUT, Mr. Green Thumb doesn't know that there is a double agent in his clan that will do anything to thwart Mr. Green Thumb's plan. The double agent's identity is only known to...

 

[Stoney Bud]

the Weed God and himself and the Weed God ain't talking. Stoney Bud decides to do the most logical thing and he sits on a rock to think while he smokes a huge bowl of TBG's Papaya nugs. Ole GT and Stoney go back a long way. Back to the time they went to

 

[Reverend Willis]

Kansas City to eat BBQ at the world-famous Arthur Bryants. They had a tremendous case of the screamin' psychedelic munchies as they gnawed their way through 4 slabs of beef ribs each! Stoney, who could barely move, said....

 

[DopeDoctor]

"This beef is freakin awesome dude! Pass the bong." But then Stoney and TBG realized that they were never in Kansas city, because they couldn't travel. They were acually eating candy at the local convenience store, owned by....

 

[Stoney Bud]

A squat, very ugly, wart covered dwarf with an exceptionally long nose that looked like anything but a nose!! Stoney knew him well and had heard the stories about how he had saved Sensiland with his magic. A dragon had once plagued Sensiland.

 

[Reverend Willis]

The dragon regularly ate people from Sensiland. As the population dwindled, the townspeople turned to the magic dwarf for help. He called his friend Jackie Paper and his magic dragon Puff. The three made plan’s to get rid of the evil dragon.

 

[drfting07]

drfting07 realized he hadnt said anything for a good 5 hours because his own bud sent him in his own world and had been walkin around with the group all day. "anyone got some gurb?"

 

[DopeDoctor]

"Now is not the time to worry about gurb, drfting07, we'll get some later. Right now we have a giant-ass dragon to fight." DopeDoctor said.

 

[NHP21333]

Little did they know that NHP was starting a smoking circle on the other side of town.

 

[Stoney Bud]

Stoney thought to himself; "..A bunch of stoners against one mean ass dragon. Oh crap! We're toast!" Pass that bong over DopeDoctor! If we plan and work together, we can kick this dragon’s ass Doc! But how? What can we use as weapons to kill it?

 

[NHP21333]

Just then Stoneys magic bong started floating and they all could see NHP. He told stoney that the dragon might be High and have the munchies.

 

[Insane]

Just as Stoney Bud is pondering this, a deranged retired professional wrestler comes running by, screaming wildly. He stops for a moment to examine the group, and then continues his ranting rampage. From then on he is known only as “Insane”

 

[Stoney Bud]

After that Insane guy ran by, Stoney looked into the sky. A huge, winged, fire breathing Dragon was bearing down on the group from several thousand feet in the air above Sensiland. A nearby cave seemed like the only place of immediate safety.

 

[Mutt]

Meanwhile deep in the underground lab of Dr. Greenthumb.
Mutt got the wires mixed up. Then the strangest thing happened. He applied power and zap. His THC receptors grew 3 sizes bigger. All of a sudden..

 

[Insane]

That Insane guy looked up into the sky and noticed that there was a huge dragon, and it looked hungry. His demented screams stopped abruptly “…Holy Crap...”, he grabs a steel-folding chair and hides in the cave. His demented cries continue.

 

[Stoney Bud]

Dr.GreenThumb and his THC neutralizing potion are suddenly far from Stoney’s mind as the Dragon landed and snorted its way to the entrance of the cave. Luckily, the entrance was much too little for it to enter. Fire spewed from its nostrils.

 

[Insane]

When suddenly from out of no where, that Insane screaming guy came running out of the shadows of the cave, wielding his magic steel chair and shouting incoherently as he charged the dragon, but when he got close…

 

[Reverend Willis]

the Dragon stepped up in Insane's face and *****-slapped him. The dragon then took the magic steel chair and crumpled it in his mighty jaws and spit it at the feet of Insane. "Next time, that'll be your nads!" he roared.

 

[Insane]

Startled by the breaking of his magic steel chair, and fearful for his nads, Insane decides the best course of action is to run. He retreats back into the cave, looking for another way out, and just as he slips away into the shadows…