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I'll start off:

Why did the guy in China fall ill after setting his chicken free? The bird flu.
 

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

:p

I'm so punny.
(sorry, I've got nothing, lol)
 

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
 

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:goodposting: :rofl:

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

or my fav...

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
 

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Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. :rolleyes: lmao

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. :p
 

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When you turn Left does that make it Right for you
 
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A three legged dog walks into a bar back in the Old West days. He walks up to the bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


And thats a Pun.
 

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Squirrel who crack nuts on rock,,have big nuts..:D
 

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A baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says, " What will you have?"

Baby seal replies, " Anything but a Canadian Club".

Before anyone gets upsets, I am a true animal lover. No baby seals were harmed during the telling of this joke.
 

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A fishing pun!

A fisherman's wife gave birth to twin boys. When the babies were side by side, they always looked in opposite directions, so they were named Forward and Away. Years later, the fisherman took his sons fishing, but they didn't return. Months passed, and the wife finally spotted her husband plodding sadly up the beach. He explained to her that during their trip, Forward had hooked an enormous fish. He had struggled for hours, when suddenly the fish pulled Forward into the water and they never saw him again. "That's just terrible!" his wife said. "It was terrible all right," said the fisherman. "But you should have seen the one that got Away!"
 

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“My job at the concrete plant seems to get harder and harder.”
 

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in heaven there is no beer!
thats why we drink ours here...:p
 

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SmokinMom said:
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

:p

I'm so punny.
(sorry, I've got nothing, lol)
Well, your question is little funny but more stupid. :hubba:
But in my point of view chicken came first.
 

YYZ Skinhead

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Galvinee said:
Well, your question is little funny but more stupid. :hubba:
But in my point of view chicken came first.
Uh, this is supposed to be a FUN thread. :rolleyes: Insulting my friends is neither funny nor cool.
 

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