I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
or my fav...
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
A fisherman's wife gave birth to twin boys. When the babies were side by side, they always looked in opposite directions, so they were named Forward and Away. Years later, the fisherman took his sons fishing, but they didn't return. Months passed, and the wife finally spotted her husband plodding sadly up the beach. He explained to her that during their trip, Forward had hooked an enormous fish. He had struggled for hours, when suddenly the fish pulled Forward into the water and they never saw him again. "That's just terrible!" his wife said. "It was terrible all right," said the fisherman. "But you should have seen the one that got Away!"