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Kupunakane
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Yo Ho Ho N,
I see that now would be a good time to share some age procured wisdom to the masses. Please do feel free to add yours in here also. Just a few things to ponder, that can help simplify your life big time.
1. You have some fantastic smoke, and your going to drive through the hills looking at the fall leaves turning color, just a pleasurable ride right ? RIGHT, but here is a thought for you.
Roll no more than what you can scarf should the flashing lights show in the rear view mirror. Keep your hoobers in a top pocket for easy access.
YES !! your gonna be bummed that you had to eat the smoke, but you will feel better about it shortly..LOL
2. Adopt an attitude of sharing your stash. It brings good Karma, elicits playful smiles, and brings us just a bit closer to a friend.
3. TELL NO ONE, This good rule will save you more problems and headaches than you even want to know.
The potential of so many evils like prison, or theft are avoided, not to mention you don't end up looking like a liar to someone, honesty is always the preferred route, but not to the degree that you purposely bury yourself, nuff said about that one...LOL
4. Read up on your States chapter of NORML.com
There is great information in there if your State is one where it's still illegal. In my State I can grow up to 5 plants and if caught then it is still only a misdemeanor, and you sure don't want to cross that felony line..Yikes and Gadzooks.
5. Prepare yourself for your own stone, this is a simple yet affective thing to do. Just gather up your goodies, ie, drink, nibbly's or whatever. Decide ahead of time what kind of a stone are you really interested in going after at the moment. Sometimes I prefer a heady stone, as it allows me to get super creative like now, and then sometimes I just want a good couch-lock and a movie...LOL
6. Hygiene is a must, that foul taste in your mouth after the munchies have had their way with you is not funny at all, but with just a few simple thoughts ahead of time you can avoid this embarrassing problem. Citrus fruit, like a sweet orange, or go for that sharp tang of a bit of lemon or lime. This will get your mouth back watered up, and refreshed.
7. Beware of hot showers, or baths. I've seen all too many folks basically pass out after soaking for a bit and then just move too quick, get a head rush and whoops.
Instead invite a friend to play with, break out a bowl, and go easy, and enjoy the company. Two is so much safer...LOL
8. Much of this doesn't work worth a **** without great jams, and that one is self explanatory....LOL
OK, Let's see what you guys would care to add, and please do share your thoughts and funny's...
smoke in peace
KK:cool2:
I see that now would be a good time to share some age procured wisdom to the masses. Please do feel free to add yours in here also. Just a few things to ponder, that can help simplify your life big time.
1. You have some fantastic smoke, and your going to drive through the hills looking at the fall leaves turning color, just a pleasurable ride right ? RIGHT, but here is a thought for you.
Roll no more than what you can scarf should the flashing lights show in the rear view mirror. Keep your hoobers in a top pocket for easy access.
YES !! your gonna be bummed that you had to eat the smoke, but you will feel better about it shortly..LOL
2. Adopt an attitude of sharing your stash. It brings good Karma, elicits playful smiles, and brings us just a bit closer to a friend.
3. TELL NO ONE, This good rule will save you more problems and headaches than you even want to know.
The potential of so many evils like prison, or theft are avoided, not to mention you don't end up looking like a liar to someone, honesty is always the preferred route, but not to the degree that you purposely bury yourself, nuff said about that one...LOL
4. Read up on your States chapter of NORML.com
There is great information in there if your State is one where it's still illegal. In my State I can grow up to 5 plants and if caught then it is still only a misdemeanor, and you sure don't want to cross that felony line..Yikes and Gadzooks.
5. Prepare yourself for your own stone, this is a simple yet affective thing to do. Just gather up your goodies, ie, drink, nibbly's or whatever. Decide ahead of time what kind of a stone are you really interested in going after at the moment. Sometimes I prefer a heady stone, as it allows me to get super creative like now, and then sometimes I just want a good couch-lock and a movie...LOL
6. Hygiene is a must, that foul taste in your mouth after the munchies have had their way with you is not funny at all, but with just a few simple thoughts ahead of time you can avoid this embarrassing problem. Citrus fruit, like a sweet orange, or go for that sharp tang of a bit of lemon or lime. This will get your mouth back watered up, and refreshed.
7. Beware of hot showers, or baths. I've seen all too many folks basically pass out after soaking for a bit and then just move too quick, get a head rush and whoops.
Instead invite a friend to play with, break out a bowl, and go easy, and enjoy the company. Two is so much safer...LOL
8. Much of this doesn't work worth a **** without great jams, and that one is self explanatory....LOL
OK, Let's see what you guys would care to add, and please do share your thoughts and funny's...
smoke in peace
KK:cool2:
eace: n' The Uberchron,
