Just tell everyone you went golfing and was hit multiple times by a golf ball.
What have you been doing anyway? Like my father use to tell me why let her **** on your neck when she could be sucking on something else. My father was a nasty old bastard.
lol deal wit it.. i talked to my gf.. and she's like i don't care.. so yeah.. no worries now.. but people keep staring at me as if i'm easy i wanna smack them..
I had to take a flight a long time ago when I was 18 and I had like 3 HUGE hickeys on my neck and I swear every guy on that flight was staring at me like meat and every woman looked at me like a slut. Oh well.You live and learn! At least you're gettin' some!